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#psa #signal boost #spread this like wildfire #the world needs to hear his message #prev tag lmao

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Remembering petsmart giving me minimum wage to rub ky jelly on our emaciated pythons prolapsed anus

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Waking up from a nightmare where my pets die to a giant ass bill I've no way to afford...

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I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pull up if youre real

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wow what the fuck? CNN just interviewed Solrock

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Guess my top number one husbando for a prize 🤩idk what yet but it will be so worth it

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Yeah

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Online argument finishing move

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I hope the guy who fumbled his free taco is doing ok

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Oh I'm screwed