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[tambourmite]

Yea know what, at this point I feel like the rest of the country knows Gotham is just built different, it’s a known fact that everybody who lives there is on a whole new level of feral

In Gotham and can’t fight? You just moved here

In Gotham and you don’t completely ignore the establishment you’re in is getting robbed and continue on your day? You’re just passing by

In Gotham and you don’t straight punch someone once a month? impossible

I want them to get on a whole new level of bullshit

Bruce Wayne straight tackled a man while in his expensive designer suite because that man was drunk and getting fighty? No one bats an eye

The mayor of Gotham puts his kidnappers in a headlock and continues his speech? A normal day

Someone comes back to life? As if that’s the weirdest thing to happen

All I’m saying is the people of Gotham have evolved and even the most elite don’t bat an eye and will whip some ass

Gotham just don’t give two shits

[tambourmite]

Hey y’all! There’s a huge party at the boardwalk tonight! My friend Rose is throwing the party, I think there’s a food drive as well. Bring your own drinks, gas mask, and plan a get away plan if anything happens.

(Knowing Gotham being Gotham, something is probably gonna happen.)

#gotham city #gothamite #only in gotham #onlyingotham #gotham boardwalks #only in gotham rp #dc rp blog #dcu #aunty tam

[tambourmite]

So uh.

The fucking Dollar store got robbed.

But here’s the deal. The owner just said that he was quitting on owning a business and said everything is free to take.

SO YALL, THE DOLLER STORE IS GIVING EVERYTHING FOR FREE. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE.

#only in gotham #onlyingotham #also #hello #ive been gone for a while #just had some family business #I’ll be at the market this Saturday tho #selling some blankets #embroidery #and some food #did i miss anything? #gotham city #gothamite #batman #dcu #only in gotham rp

[tambourmite]

Oh lorrrrd have I been waiting for this.

First of all, the Employees. They NEED to perform background checks when they’re hiring the employees. They need to make sure their hiring actual doctors instead of a run away criminal. It also goes for the guards, and maybe have mandatory training. Second, SANITATION.

Chile....

I can see why folks wanna leave that place, cuz it’s musty af. Arkham be raising whole ass colonies of germs that haven’t been discovered. They need to bleach that whole ass building and renovate it, it be lookin’ straight outta the 1800’s. No wonder they be escaping easily. Third, I guess more efforts in the rehabilitation. Find new hobbies for them, teach them how to play instruments, knitting, embroidery, pottery, art or somethin. Let them do more activities, help them get back up on their feet.

An example, our Queen Baddie, Poison Ivy. Shorty would make a great environment activist. (Y’all gotta teach her not to resort to violence.)

Ig try and find out what they’re passionate about, teaching them how to deal/cope with their emotions, panic attacks, etc, etc. Annnd ig help kick start their dream/goal.

Idk lmao. Stay safe y’all ❤️

- Aunty Tam

I have to write up a report for how to 'Improve Arkham Asylum' and I need some help from people from outside Arkham. So @tambourmite @that-one-gotham-kid @youngergrayson @florence-wayne-official @addison-wayne18 @kathy-kyle @onlyingotham-blog Any Thoughts?

Ideas for how to improve Arkham? Your opinions on Arkham? your thoughts?

Feel free to flood my Ask Box.

@anyone that does the Only in Gotham rp, if you want to join please do.

#only in gotham #onlyingotham #arkham asylum #only in gotham rp #poison ivy #I would let her feed me to her plants #that gal is GORGEOUS #and a baddie #like y’all seen her fits? #alright #i’ll stop #it’s just that she’s a #bad bitxh #SUCH A BAD BISH

[tambourmite]

Well if y’a ever run into him, just beat his ass. I recommend gettin’ the homeless folks into it if he keeps botherin’ you.

Also thanks for the warning luv! 😘 I’ll pack y’a a lunch as a thanks for the heads up!

I WANT THIS NEW GUY GONE!!! He keeps encroaching on my territory, stealing things I've had a heist planned on for months. And he steal from people in the narrows. AND keeps the money to himself.

Like, for me robbing the rich 1% of Gotham is a coping mechanism, and I give the money from the jewelry I fence to charity. Not saying what I do is good, cause depending on who you ask I'm still a criminal, but I'm better than this asshat.

Also @tambourmite quick warning, I heard some chatter that he's planning a heist in your neighborhood tonight and I can't go after him to stop him cause I already had plans.

#beat his ass #jump him #if it’s your territory #y’a gotta show it’s yours #selfish ass #I’m sure the homeless wouldn’t mind helping out #gotham city

[tambourmite]

Ok, so I tried out for the Gotham Orchestra and lemme just say, a good half of the orchestra are a tad of snooty rich folks and the other half are some students or some chill folk.

Not as bad as I expected, although the bd (band director) clearly favours the richer players. (They all gettin first and main parts.) Although, I ain’t complaining. I honestly don’t mind playing second or third Clarinet. Second and Third is almost as important as first as Uncle Clerry’s said. Ur adding more layers to the melody, evening it out and balancing with harmony.

The bd said we finna do Swan Lake because the Gotham ballet company is planning to do it. But other then that, he said we might do Rite of Spring.

#bro why #why rite of spring #it kinda a bop tho #rite of spring #gotham city #gothamite #only in gotham #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #gotham orchestra #gotham ballet company #gothams street performers #students of gotham #gotham streets

[tambourmite]

Ayyy it’s actually a chill day today. Even tho it was hella nippy out, I still jammed on the street. Some gal on the Bone, a kid on the sax and a trumpet dude joined me at one point. We rocked ‘On Green Dolphin street’, ‘The Girl From Ipanema’, “‘Round Midnight”. Later some others joined in and ended up having a whole group so we got the chance to perform ‘Get Up Offa that Thing’ and “Superstition” . Honestly had a blast today!

#gotham city #gothamite #only in gotham #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #aunty tam #gothams street performers #gotham streets

[tambourmite]

Thisss ^^^^

Gotham’s crime situation is perfectly fucking livable if you’re not a coward and don’t rely on a man in fetish gear to keep you safe.

Like, carry pepper spray, get a cheap set of brass knuckles from a bodega, invest in a decent knife, take a page from Central’s book and carry hairspray and a lighter.

You’re not helpless- you’ve just been convinced that you are. Little things make a big difference when your actual biggest threat is a normal fucking human who wants your wallet.

[tambourmite]

FREE OUR HOMIE 😩🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 THEY AINT DONE NOTHIN’ WRONG 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Ayo Chile.... what did you do grab the cops attention? Regardless, there’s about three cops that r decent. so ask for the homie Officer Tony Hailens. He can’t guarantee you freedom but he’s ur best shot. All he asks for payment is either nDn Tacos or Shawarma.

I'm literally in custody rn and these fucking idiots we call cops didn't take my phone this is why we need fucking batman like if my coping mechanisms were a little more unhealthy I'd be giving instructions to my goons so they could break me out rn

#only in gotham #onlyingotham #gothamite #only in gotham rp #officer tony hailens #he’s a bro #best boy #what did you do

[tambourmite]

Aunty Tam’s Tips

Part 4

✨Learn self defence ✨

First of all, I should probably address this.

Please- just avoid gotham. Don’t come to Gotham.

DON’T. COME. TO. GOTHAM.

I ain’t playin, don’t come to gotham

It’s one of the most dangerous cities there is

It’s practically hell

And for the people who live here, they usually didn’t come here as a choice

They’re either born here, and don’t have enough to move out of the city, or they moved here bc they’re broke

It’s the lowest of the low

Criminals run rampant here

There’s a mfing Insane Asylum that’s extremely outta commission but they use it regardless

It’s considered normal for a mugging or à robbery and it’s treated the same way as seeing a plane flying in the sky or perhaps a bird

On the bright side, gas prices are hella cheap here

Most things are pretty cheap

Anyways, learn some self defence

Once again, It’s Kill or be Killed here

Always be weary of your surroundings

Everyone is capable of jumping you

I’ve literally seen a 90 year old woman rob a guy with her pet Boa Constrictor

ALWAYS be weary of the old folks around here

They’re honestly so gangster af

Just treat them well, and you’re off the danger list

Learn how to punch, kick, hook, etc

I’d say the bare minimum for you to learn is to temporarily blind your attacker and flee

Best option for most fights is to flee, you ain’t being a coward, it’s just self preservation

Wear an extra layer underneath if you can

keep it concealed (you don’t want it sticking out)

It’s not usually warm so it won’t affect you with the extra layers

People usually use knives so i recommend Leather

Carry concealed weapons

Your boots are a great place for some knives or the inside of your coat

Your hat ig

Anyone out there wearing skirts, be sure that you have pockets. If it doesn’t, y’all can pay me 5 bucks and I’ll sew in pockets

Make sure the pockets for your skirt/dress are hidden. Best technique is using the folds from more flowy skirts/dresses

Carry bricks in your bag or purse, you can smack someone with it, gives out extra damage. Not only that, ig it helps with ur strength lol

If you don’t have any, improvise! Heck, channel your inner poc mom! Use la Chànclà, the belt, a wooden spoon, a broom, the clothes hanger, your shoe, the black mom crazy/stink eye glare, etc.

Ladies, you know how the wire from ur bra always ends up poking out? USE THE WIRES FROM THE BRA CUPS AS A WEAPON! (It may not last for long, but it works as brass knuckles)

Some weapons you can use from ur surroundings when you have none: Bricks, Empty beer bottles, YEET a trash can, the trash can lid as a shield, garbage (yeet it at them), sticks, stones, gravel, poles/rods, your phone, keys, YEET a bicycle, newspaper, backpack, glass, plastic bag (try to choke em ig?), pots, spoons, forks, cans, dog leashes (unattach your dog of course) and many moreee.

However, if you’re getting robbed by one of the rogues, just comply, it ain’t worth fighting back. (Just wait till one of the heroes arrive)

Try and build your stamina up

If you’re cornered into an alley, use your surroundings to escape

Basically, just parkour

If ur someone (This goes for everyone <3) who likes to wear heels, learn how to run in them

People won’t expect you to zoom like Sonic in them heels

Heels also prove to be an excellent weapon

That’s actually why strippers aren’t usually mugged lol. They usually have Cat Woman or Red hood watching their backs but Even if they aren’t there to save them, the strippers will gouge out your eye with their heels they’re honestly the baddest b’s

Size doesn’t matter

A street kid that’s three times smaller than you will beat yo ass

#gotham city #gothamite #only in gotham #onlyingotham #the strippers in gotham are baddies #only in gotham rp #dc rp blog #dcu #dc universe #aunty tam #Aunty tam’s tips #surviving in gotham #how to survive in Gotham #Batman #red hood #cat woman #gotham rogues

[tambourmite]

Sorry bout the late reply! (I had a last minute rehearsal) But hell yeah! I just got DVD of the Never Ending Story we can watch 😘

Hey Aunty Tam! @tambourmite Cass asked if we could stop by and say hi. Steph, @florence-wayne-official and @youngergrayson are gonna be joining us too. It's siblings bonding night, but the boys are off wreaking havoc.

#batfam #only in gotham #gotham city #gothamite #Ayo the never ending story slaps #wear ur cutest outfits too #Finna teach y’all how to whine 👀💅🏾

[tambourmite]

Welp. I’m back. Lemme say, it’s been eventful. It started out normal, I stopped by a 7/11 for a Slushy when this dude decides to rob the store and holds the clerk and I hostage. If you’re a regular Gothamite, it’s honestly normal for that type of stuff.

Anyways, the crook was actually pretty chill, he let me drink my Slushy but this is when it starts getting wack. The police arrive, they start doin’ the lil back n forth. Then, both cops just dropped. There was no injuries, bullet holes, they straight up fell unconscious. I looked at the clerk, the clerk looked at the crook and the crook looked at me. The crook proceeds to grab a bunch of candies/snacks, stuff it in his car and drag BOTH of us in his car and speeds away. The crook ended up being a really nice guy, made pit stops at our houses and we went Camping for the rest of the week. The clerk is very good at making fires for camping and weaving baskets out of the branches he found from the ground.

Buuuut yeah- the crook technically didn’t commit a crime ig, as he never took the money from the register and the Clerk said the candies/snacks were on the house? Idk bro.

#weirdest way to make friends #only in gotham #onlyingotham #gothamite #gotham city #dcu #dc rp

[tambourmite]

See I’m not even gonna ask, but if they do end up finding y’all, I got no part in it. (Could you pick up some chocolate chips on yo way? I’m trying a new recipe)

@tambourmite hi! i’m sorry i disappeared for a while, can i get dami and come over? kit is gonna begin hunting me soon, i need a place to hide

[tambourmite]

Of course! Stay as long as y’all want! <3

@tambourmite hi! i’m sorry i disappeared for a while, can i get dami and come over? kit is gonna begin hunting me soon, i need a place to hide

[tambourmite]

Now, here in Gotham, I usually like to do random jam sessions with my buddies on the streets. We of course do Jazz, as it’s one of the most easiest ones that can easily be improvised. (Plus, its the creator of improv lol) So, we were doing some street jazz when the KING himself, The Signal drops by and jams out on the kit. 

#only in gotham #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #gotham city #the signal #he definitely was a church drummer #his beats hit different #he could only stay for three songs tho #but it’s worth it #he forever shall be a king #he also lay my edges for me ;-; #sweetheart #gotham streets #gothams street performers #gothamite

[tambourmite]

#OnlyInGotham you meet Killer Croc at work during the night shift and serve him Pancakes with 37 sausages. Did I teach him some French? Yes. Did I teach him how to crochet? Yes.  

#onlyingotham #only in gotham #only in gotham rp #killer croc #beautiful pronounciation #he can swoon anyone with French #his fingers r hella big #but we found a way #we tried knitting at first #didn't work #tried crochet and I think he's a naturel #homie said he wasn't gonna jump me cuz i make good pancakes #also partly cuz he's friends with uncle clerry #gotham city #gothamite

[tambourmite]

Hell yeah! I’ll let Homeboy Riddler know! It’s mostly Jazz but occasionally some classical pieces Boss likes, so an Accordion would fit right in! (We literally have a picolo player and a flute player in our Jazz pieces)

#onlyingotham do you run into a Rouge while you’re on a date with your fiancé, he recognizes you.

He’s a Riddler thug, we were in band together, and he graduated a two years before me. He has a beautiful wife and son. Honestly it was a good night until Riddler attacked the restaurant.

Hopefully Mark’s going to be out before the wedding.

#shoutout to the homie #alberto the piccolo player #he’s a wild piccolo player #onlyingotham #riddler #band kids #only in gotham #batman and robin