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emotional starters. (anger)

❝ i like you better when we’re alone. i don’t like the way you act around everyone else. ❞

❝ why can’t you just support me for once?! ❞

❝ i feel like i don’t even know you anymore. ❞

❝ i’m tired of walking on eggshells around you. ❞

❝ i’ve given you a second chance. a third chance. you don’t change. i’m done. ❞

❝ you’re my past. (s)he is my future. ❞

❝ you’re a fucking narcissist. ❞

❝ i wish i could find it in me to forgive you, but i can’t. ❞

❝ you think you know me. you don’t. ❞

❝ all you do is fuck things up for me. ❞

❝ this isn’t my fault. ❞

❝ you know what you did. don’t play dumb. ❞

❝ let it go. ❞

❝ this is low, even for you. ❞

❝ why didn’t you say something before? how long have you just been stringing me along? ❞

❝ you’re the only person who feels sorry for you. ❞

❝ you just want attention. you can get that from someone else. ❞

❝ who the fuck do you think you are? ❞

❝ i’ve made a few mistakes, but i’m not the only one. ❞

❝ if there’s something you wanna say to me, say it now. because you won’t see me again. ❞

❝ stop saying i mean something to you. i clearly don’t. ❞

❝ your temper’s just as bad as mine. ❞

❝ you have no idea what you’ve done to me. ❞

❝ don’t do that. don’t play the victim. ❞

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Character designs by Jin Kim for an early version of Tangled called Rapunzel Unbraided. Claire and Vince were the original protagonists, while Lucretia the witch was the antagonist.

#yhey definitely need to reuse the very obvious jack black prince in something #love eugene but holy shit #dude looks like the baker from Cinderella 2

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#I can see Varian making stuff like this

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Disney Animation + Throne Rooms

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

#this is the fate of king magnifico apparently #lmfaoooo

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btw I am not sorry for making concoctions and potions. If it made you do weird shit that’s your fault

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//I finally watched that Wish movie. It was rather good! Lots of references. The setting and art style kept making me want to see Shrek walk into the background or something lol

#ooc

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Stargate: Atlantis — Hide and Seek  {Sentence Starters} 

“I’m invulnerable!“

“I shot him. In the leg.”

“I can do one better. Come here.”

“Well, are there any side effects?“

“What if there are monsters here?“

“You didn’t have to swing so hard.”

“'Faint’ is the proper medical term.“

“You sure it’ll do enough damage?“

“I passed out from… manly hunger.“

“You going to be okay with that leg?“

“Thank you, take your time. Man down.“

“That is beautiful! Can you believe that?“

“Do you have any idea what this place is?“

“I’m hungry already. What am I going to do?“

“Well, you know me… always eager to help.”

“This may be more serious than I suspected.“

“And we value your knowledge and expertise.“

“If this door opens, go. I’ll be right behind you.“

“I wouldn’t have thought you believed in ghosts.“

“I am sorry. What happened to you was my fault.“

“No question, it gets bloody creepy here at night.“

“Did I ever tell you how much I like Ferris Wheels?“

“I’m surprised you’re so eager to volunteer for this.”

“Some believe the ghosts of the Ancestors remain.“

“So, do you have any questions about the process?“

“Relax. You can live three or four days without water.“

“That’s very amusing. So, how long ‘til it starts working?“

“Oh, yes, very sympathetic! Let’s all mock the dying man!“

“This stuff is pretty old. It’s that, or there really are ghosts.“

“I think there is nothing certain in life… except my love for you.“

“If there is a threat here, we need to establish a proper perimeter.“

“If I don’t get this stupid thing off, I’ll be dead by the end of the day.“

“If you can hear me, I’m not angry. I just want to know that you are safe.“

“But, my people have never been in a place such as this. They are afraid.”

“I’m still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.”

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Wynonna Earp — Season 1  {Sentence Starters}

“Please. I love her.“

“You brought backup?!“

“No. You lose, you die.“

“Do you think it’ll scar?“

“Please! Shoot me! Shoot!“

“Duh! I’m nuts remember?“

“Why didn’t you shoot him?”

“Hey, you came back for me.”

“Guess you missed your bus.“

“Wait. Did I just marry a skull?“

“Do it. Do it. I’m already in hell.”

“More like a blaze of stupidity…”

“CRAZY CHICK WITH A GUN!“

“You don’t know that for a fact…”

“Come on. Find my weaknesses.”

“Fine, I’ll let you share the kitchen.“

“Yeah. Careful’s not really my style.“

“I know you’re here. I can smell you.“

“I’ve never been so scared in my life.“

“You can never really go home, again.“

“Uh, guys, I think I got a little bit… shot.“

“You got powdered sugar on your nose.“

“Don’t you think he’s a little old for you?“

“Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Forgiven? Or not?“

“As long as I get to kick someone’s ass.”

“How dare you! And you owe me dinner.“

“Have you ever tortured anybody before?“

“I couldn’t tell you; I don’t do relationships.“

“I want them to tremble with fear before me.“

“I’m… I’m in a relationship. With a boy. Man.“

“Ugly and dumb. You sure we haven’t dated?“

“How about smiling? You ever do that? Hmm?“

“This is not the kind of penetration I’m used to.”

“I never blow jobs without saying a please first.“

“We need that gun. And I’m talking to my truck.“

“Well, now they’re gonna have to deal with you.“

“You know, you’re awfully needy for a lone wolf.“

“It’s in my panty drawer. Why don’t we go get it?“

“Because I’m very good at killing very bad guys.”

“Are you FBI? I didn’t quite recognize the badge.”

“Your hair smells like lilies. The flower of funerals.“

“Are you telling me the demons are trapped here?“

“Your ass is like… It’s top shelf, man. It’s top shelf.”

“Isn’t this the part where you say you love me, too?“

“Oh, please, I didn’t even have time to accessorize.“

“I’m sorry. This is so many different kinds of horrible.”

“You’re the one who told me I should blow off steam.“

“You sure you didn’t want to threaten her with death?“

“Pfft! You’re hardly qualified to give relationship advice.“

“Your apartment’s been broken into; you can’t go back.“

“I do not recall what lie I told you. I was probably drunk.“

“Now, the ritual wasn’t a total success, four people died.“

“Oh, damn. I really hope you’re not as hungry as you look.”

“And you’ve seen a lot of them, given your criminal record.“

“Any idea where this guy is so I can shoot him in the dong?“

“Maybe you underestimated the good that’s left in this world.”

“If that shit ticket thinks he’s coming in here uninvited again…“

“Oh, man, I need to start drinking less… or much, much more.”

“I’ll keep my eyes open for a zombie wearing an icy-hot patch.“

“Those are the dark places! And hiding didn’t help me last time!“

“Could you please take this seriously, just one goddamned time?“

“When I think about what I wanna do most in this world… it’s you.“

“If the public know that demons are out there… widespread panic.“

“Why don’t you slip into something more comfy, huh? Like a coma!”

“Wanna know how batshit I am? Nobody shoots my family, but me.“

“Ego sum totaliter stupet balls. That’s Latin for ‘I’m totally amaze-balls’.”

“Oooh! Do I get a badge? A code name? Oh, my God, a flamethrower?“

“I got a good feeling about you. And I’m an excellent judge of character.“

Just get in a closet, under the bed, anywhere the darkness can’t find you.“

“Everything in my body tells me he’s one of the bad boys. My entire body.“

“Honey, I’m flattered, but for a whole wack of reasons, you’re not my type.”

“That jokes kills with the Hell’s Angels. There’s something wrong with you.“

“I brought you a shirt, so put your coffee back on…. You know what I mean.”

“Ooh, I should shoot you right now, just for being such an obstreperous jackass.“

“You know, of all the things I’ve ever wanted to call you… you’re such a coward.“

“You of all people should know better than to try to make me question my sanity.“

“And when I find your not-so-imaginary friend, oh, honey, I’m gonna make him pay.“

“Have a little faith. We’ve survived hotdog-stuffed crust pizzas, so I think we got this.“

“Look, if you’re about to propose a threesome, I’m tired and I haven’t shaved my legs.“

“Sorry, I’m supposed to go find all the people I’ve hurt and beg their stupid forgiveness!“

“I was just thinking  ‘ I need another man to tell me what to do today ‘, and here you are!“

“I am gonna put you in the ground like it’s my job. ‘Cause you know what? I’m starting to think it is.”

“Bravery… is just a fancy word for stupid. Please refrain from accusing me of such foolishness.“

“And don’t do that, I have a big burly boyfriend who can bring a calf to its knees in 8 seconds flat.”

“Management reserves the right to refuse service to jackasses. I’m management, and you’re the jackass.“

“But there is a power in taking the life of someone else, and it is unequaled by anything else in this world. It is a dangerous drug.”

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Tangled (2010) dir. Byron Howard, Nathan Greno

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☾Moonlight Aesthetic Starters☽

⋆Feel free to send more than one!

⋆To reverse, send ‘+✨’

⋆Indoors

(🌙) My muse comes over to your muse’s house/room to spend the night.

(💤)My muse finds your muse sleeping in bed with them.

(💭) My muse wakes your muse after having a dream/nightmare.

(📓) My muse stays up studying till midnight.

(📖) My muse reads a book/bedtime story for your muse.

(👁) My muse wakes your muse up because they can’t sleep.

(🍵) My muse cares for your sick muse in the middle of the night.

(🎐) My muse finds yours outside their house when they are suppose to be in bed.

(🧳) My muse is getting ready for work but your muse stops mine.

(☀️) Our muses watch the sunset and moon arise.

(🌅) Our muses stay up till sunrise.

(🎮) Our muses stay up playing video games.

(🥪) Our muses make a midnight snack.

(📺) Our muses watch tv together.

(📼) Our muses watch a movie/vhs tape together.

(🛌) Our muses make a pillow fort.

(🛋) Our muses are hanging out in the living room.

(🛁) Our muses take a nighttime bath together. (With rose petals and candles included.)

(🌧) Our muses watch the rain outside their window.

(💥) Our muses get a power outage.

(⚫️) Our muses are in a pitch black room.

(🕯) Our muses light some candles.

⋆Outdoors

(☕️) My muse finds your muse at a coffee shop, alone.

(🍳) My muse finds your muse at a diner.

(🥃) My muse finds your muse in a bar, late at night.

(⛪️) My muse finds yours at a church.

(🌃) My muse meets yours in the nighttime city.

(🚎) My muse finds yours in a public bus.

(🚊) My muse finds yours taking the same subway train.

(🚂) My muse finds your muse on the same train as them, still awake.

(🚗) My muse drives your muse at night.

(🏍) My muse drives in the middle of the night on their motorcycle with your muse holding on to mine.

(🌲) My muse finds your muse in the forest in the middle of the night.

(🌊) My muse finds your muse at the beach in the middle of the night.

(🛡) My muse saves your muse from getting beaten up by a gang.

(🎉) My muse meets yours at a party. (House party, club, etc.)

(🔭) Our muses go stargazing.

(☄️) Our muses watch a meteor shower.

(🎆) Our muses watch a firework show.

(🎇) Our muses bought their own fireworks! Let’s light ‘em up!

(🎑) Our muses go to a night festival together.

(🛒) Our muses go shopping together for groceries or other things.

(🛍) Our muses go to the mall.

(🏬) Our muses go to a restaurant.

(🎞) Our muses go to the movie theatre.

(🔥) Our muses go camping together.

(🎸) Our muses go to a concert.

(🎧) Our muses go to the club.

(🏚) Our muses entered an abandoned area. (House, construction site, town, etc.)

(🚫) Our muses go to places they shouldn’t.

(🚔) The cops are after our muses.

(🚕) Our muses take a taxi home.

(🗺) Our muses get lost. (In the forest, mountains, city, etc.)

(☔️) Our muses get stuck in the rain.

⋆Misc

(🕛) My muse points out that it’s midnight for your muse.

(🎵) My muse sings your muse a lullaby.

(🌠) My muse points out a shooting star and wants yours to make a wish! Quick!

(🌱) My muse catches yours watering a potted plant/garden.

(💧) My muse cries in front of yours.

(🚬) My muse catches your muse doing late night smoking.

(⛓) My muse rubs their fingers against your muse’s scars.

(💔) My muse help washes blood off your muse.

(🐾) My muse accidentally reveals a secret that they have been hiding from your muse. (Being a werewolf, vampire, demon, etc.)

(📻) Our muses listens to the radio.

(👻) Our muses tell ghost stories.

(🌷) Our muses walk around a garden.

(🎤) Our muses do karaoke.

(🐺) Our muses hear howling in the distance.

(📷) Our muses take pictures of each other in the moonlight.

(👄) Our muses whisper secrets and promises to each other.

(🤝) Our muses hold hands in the moonlight.

(🍽) Our muses have a dinner date.

(💃) Our muses dance in the moonlight.

(💋) Our muses kiss under the moonlight.

(💍) My muse asks to marry yours in the moonlight.

⋆Quotes

“I can see the moon and stars in your eyes.”

“Your the prettiest star I have ever seen..”

“Wow.. the moon looks so pretty..”

“I’m a little sleepy..”

“I wish I could jump over the moon!”

“Nah, I don’t feel like sleeping!”

“C’mon!! Let’s dance!”

“The moonlight is our spotlight! The stars is our audience!”

“Look! A shooting star!”

“I wish for..”

“Shh! Don’t say your wish out loud or it won’t come true!”

“I’m not really a.. *yawn*..night owl..”

“D-Did you hear that?”

“I can hear a cricket chirping.”

“I can hear an owl.”

“I think we’re lost..”

“Ahhh!! A wolf!!”

“Would you like a cup of coffee?”

“The moon/night is my ally!”

“Darkness will consume you!”

“What time is it?”

“It’s 12AM already?!”

“You can sleep in my bed if you want.”

“Your sleeping on the couch!”

“Come back to bed..”

“Don’t shine that light in my eyes!”

“It’s so dark out..”

“Look at those pretty fireworks!”

“Spooky ghooost~”

“Boo!”

“Ah!”

“You trying to be scary?”

“I’m actually a little hungry.”

“Are they open this late?”

“Hey! [Name]! Over here!”

“That movie sucked!”

“Let’s.. not go that way.”

“This place is like a ghost town!”

“Ouch!”

“Stay still! If you keep moving, it will hurt more!”

“It’s not what it looks like..”

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First Impressions sentence starters

“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”

“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”

“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”

“You’re… good at that.”

“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”

“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”

“You have a lot of experience with this.”

“Do you know what people say about you?”

“You’re just like they said.”

“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”

“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”

“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”

“Am I safe with you?”

“Do you mean that?”

“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”

“What made you get into this/that line of work?”

“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”

“You … you chose me.”

“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”

“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”

“Have you always been like that?”

“That was kind.”

“That was good of you.”

“That was stupid.”

“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”

“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”

“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”

“I wouldn’t be here without you.”

“I wouldn’t have been there if it weren’t for you.”

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𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the YouTube show “BuzzFeed Unsolved”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I'm ghost-proof."

"Shut up, [NAME]."

"This is the worst."

"It doesn't make sense."

"Stop serial killing."

"Don't try it, demon."

"Hey there, demons. It's me, ya boi!"

"Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?"

"Are you scared right now?"

"Friends murder each other all the time."

“Hey, you demon fuck.”

"I'm gonna be so pissed off if we die."

"Teenage boys are the worst."

"Hey, look. Steal from the rich. Do it."

"Why won't the ghosts talk to us?"

"I'm starting to think you want to die."

"He does have a hell of an ass."

"I love it when serial killers have a fun little thing."

"What is it about killers that they want to get caught so bad?"

"I don't have a nervous system. I am a nervous system."

"The aliens would get tired of me. They'd kick me off."

"Please ignore my tall idiotic counterpart."

"[NAME], every room you're in is a panic room."

"Would you break me out of prison if I got, uh, if I got arrested?"

"I guess I'll go into town this weekend and murder some people."

"My demons are chasing me and they're doing the Naruto run."

"It costs $400 to see a therapist. But it’s free to just tell yourself, 'It be like that sometimes.'"

"If you slit my throat tonight I'm gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that."

"I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me."

"'That’s a guy I wanna share a cold one with,' is what Bigfoot would say. About me."

"If you're gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have fun with it."

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"And what did he tell you when you finally talked to him about it?"

"......."

"Wait what...."

Varian just sort of blinks, cheeks slowly heating up

"I'm a reason you came here....?"

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"Oh Augustus...."

He sighs at that and moves forward to hug the taller man,

"....I'm happy you came here too...."

"......."

"Wait what...."

Varian just sort of blinks, cheeks slowly heating up

"I'm a reason you came here....?"

#aww

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"......."

"Wait what...."

Varian just sort of blinks, cheeks slowly heating up

"I'm a reason you came here....?"

".....So you ran away from your school, any home you had, and have been hiding out here the whole time....?"

He raises a brow slowly, piecing things together quickly

"....and now your important wizard father...is here..."

#highclassmulticast