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he’s on the loose!!!!!!!! watch out gotham he’ll drink ur capri-suns
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a very old piece (probably like 1-2+ years old now) for a friend’s damian zine that i still like. it’s been a long while but damian’s chara development is still so important to me
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Duke: Your sweater is lit.
Bruce: Well thank you, Duke. I was thinking about getting rid of it.
Tim: No. Don’t listen to him. Your sweater is not ‘lit’. It is a pox on this family.
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It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?
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Teen Titans Go! To The Movies (2018)
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bruce you are a TERRIBLE influence on teenage boys. christ.
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Time meassured in Robins and Commissioner Gordon’s Hair.
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Roy: Batman doesn’t kill, right?
Jason: As we have repeatedly established, no, he does not.
Roy: Not for any reason?
Jason: Well he’d better not have reasons now.
Roy: So, hypothetically speaking, if I were to marry his child, I would not, in fact, die?
Jason:
Kori, in the background, banging her head against the table: *internal screams at these two idiots*
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Jason: Hey Bruce? Remember when you told me I could reform my old room so I can spend more time at the manor?
Bruce: yes?
Jason: well, I decided to give it a try.
Bruce: (with tears in his eyes) Oh Jaylad I'm so glad, I can help you with the painting with you want and we can also-
Jason: Yeah yeah, in fact, I already picked a new bookshelf, check it out.
Jason: (shows Bruce a bookshelf for sale on IKEA on his phone)
The bookshelf:
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Bruce: ....
Bruce: I don't even know why I'm disappointed.
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you’ve heard of red robin, now get ready for
rad robin
don’t try this at home
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You’re simply asking too much of him
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bonding?
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A Damian doodle I did awhile back
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gotham thinks airhead, vapid bruce wayne comes home and complains about there not being enough naked women and alcohol and gold everywhere
But really, overworked tired dad bruce wayne comes home at four am and smacks his head into the wall repeatedly because damian let BatCow in the house again, bundled him up in blankets in bruce’s bed and let him eat bruce’s noise cancelling headphones for a snack, and can’t he just get a goddamned break for once in this goddamned house—
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Well, forgive me Timothy. I don’t have much experience carrying 130lb sacks of shit.
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