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Here's a potentially fun one:

#am surprised first pov isnt a choice lmfao #i chose foot notes; my belovéds

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having a fixation on star trek in 2023 is like riding a horse-drawn carriage down the interstate

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they should invent a my brain that isnt. so scared

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really fun kind of character is when they're like, relatively normal sized but so deranged that the menace makes them seem a lot bigger and more intimidating. guy who is 5'8 but the spiritual rabies adds on like 10 extra inches of height. guy who is 5'8 but always stands next to someone that comes up to his shoulders & also has the mentality of an animal that should be put down for behavioral reasons so he's effectively like 7 feet tall

#. . . . . . . . . . in differing ways both li lianhua and di feisheng

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When that old lady died and her son took her job and her hat and the UK had to change their anthem from god save the Queen because she wasn't alive to save anymore. They just switched it to god save the king. That wasn't fair. The british public should have had a chance to vote on if they wanted that or Mr Brightside.

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Last night I really found myself lost in the spiral of youtube shorts which is basically like what if tiktok had no algorithm and half the videos were sped up 50 percent to fit in under a minute, anyway I watched a series of kpop shorts including this one (“kpop facts that seem fake but aren’t” also I have no idea if that’s true) and couldn’t stop laughing about how funny it is for these to be the only things I know about these people. Presumably they also sing and dance. But for me? That’s chocolate arson and snake guy.

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#TRANS HUNTER FJFMFJSKDHRJEHFNRHDJ

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Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

#Tew this day i have thee single (solo)(one)(1) homosexual shipfic of a shitty cw show on ao3

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we’re just two mutuals who refuse to message each other first

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We should make out till our carabiners get stuck to eachother

#aos spirk ass post #but also: difanghua

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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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listen. I've had it. I'm done. I am NO LONGER tolerant of americans if you KEEP pronouncing shit like guerillas like gorillas or yaoi like fucking. yowie. what the fuck. who allowed that??????? stop. just, stop. it's not okay!!!!!!!!!!

#yowie