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i know it's just the nature of comics and the character shifting over time but i have always been fond of the idea that dick and jason just remember a version of bruce that doesn't exist anymore. and both of them carry this weird sinking guilt about it every once in a while because they both think they are to blame

#tim: well in a manner of speaking jason IS to blame- #dcu #batbrats

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I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

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pic goes hard. feel free to reblog

#terezi pyrope #homestuck

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twitter // ko-fi

okay, maybe mom didn't say that last part..

#atla #AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

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You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

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shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms

#obikin

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it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

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[rotten hand thrusts blindly out of the dirt] we - [head and shoulders emerge heaving from the soil] - are so - [claws and squirms to free more of my body from the clutches of the grave] - fucking - [staggers to my feet] - back [coughs up a clump of dirt]

#jason todd

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one cool thing about jason is how alone he is in the world and how everyone around him would (understandably) choose others over him and it’s His Own Damn Fault. all he does is bite the hands that Aren’t even feeding him they’re just like in his periphery and he’s automatically locking onto them with violence. i think part of the reason RHATO doesn’t interest me in any forms is because one of the compelling things about jason to me is his self imposed and self maintained exile. he bites and scratches and hits himself on the periphery of people’s lives but they’ve long since learned that if they try to reach out and intervene he’ll only turn his anger towards them too. nobody likes this but he’s so deep in it he doesn’t know how to get out of it. in the immortal words of a softer world:

#my same feelings on RHATO #jason having friends??? jason voluntarily leaving his little corner of gotham?????? #bitch who tf #jason todd #dcu #batbrats

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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MASSIVE NEWS FOR LINGUISTS: the sphinx of black quartz has just befriended the quick brown fox and the lazy dog.

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i like the idea of doing shakespeare adaptations set in high school a la 10 things i hate about you or she's the man but i feel like we're missing some opportunities by only doing the comedies. i wanna see macbeth but it's about a really high stakes student council election