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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Nick Mohammed wades fully clothed into a small river in a field. He says nervously, "Ooh, it's cold! Is this safe? 'Cause I'm quite short." End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Nick Mohammed runs happily across a field, wearing a boiler suit and a full face of vampire makeup. He runs up to Alex Horne, who's standing by a small river, and says, "Hey, Alex. This is really exciting." Alex replies, "Never seen anything like it, that run." They stand side by side on the riverbank, and Nick has no reflection in the water. End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster, of Steve Pemberton and Nick Mohammed painting on opposite sides of a garden fence. Steve asks, "Private parts?" Nick replies happily, "Big ones." Steve asks, "Legs akimbo?" Nick says, "Yes, please." End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. A board on the wall of a house has the following list written on it: 1) Shortest Wikipedia entry, 2) Best show at Edinburgh Fringe winner, 3) Smallest shoe size, 4) The person whom Alex said hello to first, 5) Most Twitter followers, and 6) Lowest scoring full name in Scrabble. On one side of a garden fence, John Robins asks, "Joanne length?" On the other side of the fence, Joanne McNally replies, "Mine's longer. Wrote myself." End ID.]

#taskmaster #john robins #joanne mcnally #17 #17x01

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. A cracked egg with googly eyes lies on a table top, white and yolk spilling out of it, as Sophie Willan says, "Oh no. I felt so confident." She adds with a crestfallen smile, "I was going to do a lunge and everything." End ID.]

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[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies asks, "Shall we, uh, drill down into the narrative a little bit there?" John Robins replies, "So, the egg is giving me a lift home. Unbeknownst to the egg, the egg's husband's cow-riding lesson is nearby." Greg says doubtfully, "Yeah." End ID.]

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Reading off his iPad, Alex Horne says, "She did say, 'Right, I'm going to fuck it against a brick wall like a mad bastard." Joanne McNally admits, "I did say that." End ID.]

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[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, "Both of your instincts - yours and John's - was to eat the egg and then, uh, defecate it out." Joanne McNally says indignantly, "Excuse me! What sort of animal do you think I am? I wasn't going to defecate. I was going to add it to the rest of my eggs for safety..." Alex Horne laughs while Greg closes his eyes with sombre realisation. Joanne points at her abdomen, concluding, "...in there!" John Robins says, "I-I was planning to defecate the egg." End ID.]

#taskmaster #greg davies #joanne mcnally #john robins #17 #17x01

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Nick Mohammed sits at a table with an open letter and an egg in front of him. He asks, "When you say 'crack', do you mean the shell, or do you mean the egg comes out?" End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. John Robins sits at a table with an egg in an egg-cup in front of him. He wonders aloud, "Can you swallow an egg whole?" From off-screen, Alex Horne asks, "And get it out again?" John says, "And get it out again? Not sure that's going to happen in 20 minutes." End ID.]

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Steve Pemberton enters a living room and says, "Hello, my G." From off-screen, Alex Horne replies, "Hello, Steve." End ID.]

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[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Sophie Willan says, "I've met your aunt and uncle. Pam and Willy. She was Miss Wem in 1962. And she was saying, 'Oh, he's on telly, he's my nephew. He's tall.' It took us ages, but we got there." Greg Davies replies, "Do you know what's genuinely fascinating about this? Is I know very well who my aunties and uncles are, and they are not Pam and Willy." End ID.]

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, "We are contrasting physical characters." Nick Mohammed replies with a big smile, "We are. In what regard?" Greg says, "I'll leave it as a mystery." End ID.]

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[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says sternly to the camera, "And just to start the new series as I mean to go on, can I just say, genuinely, if you're one of the many people that came up to me in the street over the last couple of months and had a photograph with me on your phone, I want you to know this - despite my smiles and what I said, I did resent being asked... and you did ruin my night. Stop it!" End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Gesturing emphatically with his hands, Sam Campbell says, "I stayed at a hotel, and I don't like it when the people who've been in the pool are in the lift with non-pool people. Let's have a lift just for the pool people. I don't want to be in there with some wet guy." End ID.]

#taskmaster #sam campbell #16 #16x10

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Julian Clary enters a living room containing a table labelled “RECEPTION”. The room is filling with white smoke from underneath a nearby sofa. Julian says mildly, "Oh, is there a fire? How awful." End ID.]

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Julian Clary stands behind a fake reception desk set up in a living room. Alex Horne stands on the other side of the desk wearing a white bath robe. Alex asks, "Why is your colleague playing the French horn?" Julian says, "She's French." Lucy Beaumont walks around the outside of the house blowing awkwardly into a French horn. End ID.]

#taskmaster #alex horne #julian clary #lucy beaumont #16 #16x10