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y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

#i dont think about dinosaurs enough anymore #fuck adulthood i want to be a kid and watch eye witness documentaries and play the dinosaur dlc in zoo tycoon

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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#imma queue this up for next year too #for the relief

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I can beat my avoidant tendencies I just have to stay away from any situation in which I might become avoidant. Problem solved

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they’re watching a livestream of birds pecking at seeds

in color

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You when you think of the ‘bird app’, suffering every day:

Me when I think of the ‘bird app’, thriving and skipping through the sunshine:

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Bugs are so funny they got lines for legs

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Andrew Robinson on playing Garak for the first time. 

#why (????) have i never seen this interview before #garak wanted to *fuck* that guy! #this is critical info

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When will my husband (Ao3) return from war (is up again)

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i love the ambiguity of zelda and link's relationship. they are in love. they're just good friends. they're married. link just follows zelda around like a puppy and she got attached to him. they're t4t. they're work buddies. zelda is in love with link and hes just doing his job. link is in love with zelda and shes just doing her job. they're soulmates. they're bound together by their duty to hyrule. they're bearding for each other

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Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

#middle surgery sounds great for me ngl

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#i wish i knew these lads had a name when i was still a child #this is great knowledge

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new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself

I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3

#I'm a 1 atm #I've probably ranged between a 3 and 1 over my life