tattooyeol

[tattooyeol]

you bottle Miette??

[tattooyeol]

Wait did Suho really announce three days ago that exo were going on a WORLD TOUR with a NEW ALBUM after Sehun and Jongins discharge and I've seen NOBODY talk about it???

#maybe we really are done letting them clown us #have we retired the clown make up?? #exo #suho #junmyeon #Sehun #kai #jongin

[tattooyeol]

#im not tryong to be a party pooper or even suggest this WASNT impressive #but if youre even just a fairly competent singer #its not really that hard to hit all the right notes. even when youre very distracted #bc its not something you have to consciously think about #i once had to perform a sing with my unruly toddler on my hip and she wanted me to run around in circles with her #and i still hit every note #and I'm not even a professional singer thats made a career out of it

[tattooyeol]

240414 Kai doing The First Snow Challenge (bbbbd0)

#sehun is sooo embarrassed

[tattooyeol]

Baekhyun teasing Jongin and Sehun 😂

[tattooyeol]

[tattooyeol]

[tattooyeol]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

[tattooyeol]

PARK CHANYEOL (and Zzar) photographed by Chang Kipyung for Ge Diao | January 2024

[tattooyeol]

prince loey ☆ exo fanmeeting: one (240414)

[tattooyeol]

#okay maybe they still make me feel soft and fluffy feelings

[tattooyeol]

the smirk at the end..... that is what you last see before he pounces on you

#that look legitimately triggered my fight or flight response

[tattooyeol]

He’s small

[tattooyeol]

Wait are we all ignoring that you apparently threw a shark once? Please tell us more!

My family likes to vacation in Topsail, North Carolina, which is a little barrier island mostly covered in vacation homes. We rent a huge house in their off season, when most people consider it too cold to be at the beach, and we, with our icewater blood, consider it quite pleasantly deserted.

I love going for walks at night, especially when there’s a clear sky, so I, age sixteen, would go a few miles up the beach around midnight most nights. One night, while still about a mile from our house, I saw something rolling in the surf. 

“That’s either a plastic bag caught on a log,” I thought, “Or a four foot shark.”

I jogged over. It was not a plastic bag caught on a log. 

The shark was moving and didn’t appear to be hurt, but was caught in water only an inch or so deep, being pushed higher with every wave. I was by myself, and didn’t own a cell phone, and couldn’t see a house with lights on in either direction. There was nobody around. Leaving to go get help would probably take long enough for him to suffocate. The best thing I could do for this shark, I figured, would be to get him back in the ocean. 

I have no idea how he wound up so high on the beach, because it was a very shallow slope. I’d have to carry him a good fifteen or so feet to get him into water deep enough to swim. It was nearly a full moon, so I could sort of see what I was doing. I got a grip on the shark, careful not to squeeze too hard, in case he was hurt, and picked him up. He didn’t like that at all. 

I started walking into the water. Here’s a thing I didn’t know about sharks: They’re pretty damn flexible. I got a couple steps with this shark, looked down, and realized there were a hell of a lot of teeth coming directly at my forearm. 

It occurred to me that I had not thought this through very well.

I’m not proud of what I did. It seemed like the best way to get this shark back in deep enough water and avoid dropping thirty pounds of very bitey animal directly on my own toes. So.

I yote the shark with as much force as I could muster. 

He curved through the air like a thing of beauty, all angry and toothsome in the moonlight, and splashed wonderfully into the deeper waters. I caught a glimpse of fin diving away shortly after. 

And that’s the last I saw of him. 

[tattooyeol]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

[tattooyeol]

Sehun

[tattooyeol]

happy birthday, oh sehun! ♡