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there are two wolves inside me

one of them is feral & quite possibly rabid

the other is no longer a wolf but rather a goblin who bested the beast in battle, slayed it & skinned it and has been wearing its hide as a coat ever since

#there are two wolves inside me #both of them have a tendency to foam at the mouth #and scream #they scream a lot #neither of them are house trained

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Last Week Tonight, March 16, 2022

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No one seems to love anything quite as much as Star Wars authors love the word “bemused” 😂

#star wars #star wars books

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Y’all can tell me if I’m crazy for this but I just got a glance of the thumbnail for Percy Jackson on D+ & thought it was Anakin Skywalker for half a second…. And wouldn’t Walker Scobell make a great young Anakin? That’s something I’d love to see if they ever wanted to do something with that (probs not but you never know)

#Star Wars #anakin skywalker

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Why are there so many humanoid-shaped aliens in space/the future? Why aren’t there as many variations on other less-human looking aliens?

#it’s because humans will fuck anything & everything #if it’s alive there’s a human somewhere who’s willing to fuck it #star wars #star trek #star wars aliens #star trek aliens #scifi #scifi movies

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“Some less palatable than others” AHAHAHAH 💀💀

Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

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What the hell do purrgils need baleen for in SPACE???

#they’re so huge??? does the baleen even work like it’s supposed to??? #what tf do they eat?? #space krill??? #where does the space krill come from #I need to know #star wars #star wars rebels #star wars ahsoka #ahsoka series #ezra bridger #space whales #purrgil #whale facts with mash #it’s marine biology hour in the Star Wars fandom

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idk how wide the tip of Everest is, but I feel like it would be funny if someone built a snowman up there

#idk what to tag here #mountain climbing?? #do climbers look at tumblr #is there a climbing side of tumblr #it’s probably not actually possible anyways #I still think it would be funny tho #I can ​already imagine the tragic headline #tumblr user taxidermymuskrat dies attempting to build snowman on top of Mount Everest

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how that confession should have gone

based on this meme:

#this is wonderful and I love it a lot

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went to bed and started writing a song for a nonexistent musical about henchmen

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🐍🏠

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season 3 predictions

yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it

blank versions bc i like the backgrounds

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Anyone else getting the feeling that Crowley was once Lucifer or is that just the sound of me going insane?

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season two #good omens crowley #crowly x aziraphale #good omens 2 spoilers maybe idk

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Subtle, Cody

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Cal <3

#grrrgrghhfff #the amount of feral that is gripping me rn for this man is off the charts #the audacity he has to not even pay rent while taking over my entire everything #cal kestis #star wars #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #bd 1 #star wars fanart #star wars art #jedi fallen order fanart

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Joan of Arc

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Padmé + Onion Headlines Part 1

Part 2

#this is beautiful