Déjà vu anyone? ￼
Low key why is this me? 😂
Is it just me or is anyone still trying to wrap their head around that Lex Luther is “good?￼”
Can he stop picking on the poor baby? 😂
Poor Jon all he wanted to do was go home 😂
Bruce: And I believe that’s all, for now-
Damian: Wait a moment, father. One more thing.
Damian [reaching into his pocket]: Grayson gave me this note before the meeting.
Damian [scoffing]: The penmanship is TERRIBLE. But I believe it says ‘tell B to ask if anyone has an abandonment’.
Jason [under his breath]: Well, *I* have an abandonment…
Tim: Oh, lit, me too.
Cass [raising her hand]: Um…
Steph: Yes, Cass, you have an abandonment. We all do.
Dick [in the background]: It SAYS ‘announcement’–
Dick and Barbara: *descend from the ceiling on matching silk ribbons*
Dick: –and boy, have we got a doozy.
Steph: Oooh, nice entrance.
Dick [smugly]: Barbara and I have some big news to share…
Barbara [beaming]: …I’m pregnant!
Dick: WE’RE PREGNANT!!!
Dick: What the h*ll, guys? I thought you’d be more excited!
Barbara: Yeah, Timmy, you didn’t even faint.
Tim: I mean…I can try…
Tim: *holds breath and stares at the ceiling*
Tim [straining]: Not working, somebody choke me.
Jason: On it.
Jason: Look, guys, don’t take this the wrong way–
Steph: We’re SUPER happy for you–!
Duke: But we also, maybe, kinda–
Damian: Already knew.
Barbara: Wait, how? I haven’t even told my Dad yet!
Steph [clicking her tongue]: Uh…*gestures around the table*…hello? Detective family?? With basic BASIC reasoning skills???
Jason: We’re smarter than you give us credit for, you know.
Duke: Yeah! I mean, that, and we found the pregnancy test in the garbage…
Barbara: Why were you looking through the garbage?
Jason: That’s not important.
Dick: Okay fine! So you already knew we were pregnant.
Dick: But I’ll bet you didn’t figure out…that we’re having tWINS!
Bruce: No, you’re not.
Dick: No, we’re not, but COME ON, guys!
Tim [who was holding his breath the entire time]: *face plants on the tabletop with a thump*
Steph: Ah, there it is!
It’s my favorite Robins birthday! Happy Birthday Jason
Wally: Dick, calm down.
Dick: CALM DOWN?! I can’t calm down! You need to calm UP!
[A building blew up]
Bruce: Is anyone going to tell me what’s happened here￼?!
Dick: It’s kind of complicated, but Jason-￼
Bruce: Got it. Forget I asked.￼
Roy: What are we doing?￼
Jason: Wasting our lives.
Roy: I meant for lunch￼￼…
Bruce: *Locks Jason in the Batmobile* act like a child, get treated like a child.￼
Jason: What the fuck?! Isn’t it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?!
Damian: I feel like I died and went to heaven￼.
Tim: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.￼￼
Kon: I think you’re still suffering from the effects of researching your case last night. ￼
Tim: That’s absurd! All I drink was Red Bull!￼￼
Kon: How many?