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#happened to me #but the other way around #they thought I was my dad’s wife #it was horrible

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antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they're creating 3 sentence horror stories.

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check out these hilarious hannibal memes I found on pinterest

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Write on short pitch for a movie/series based on a Taylor Swift song. You can reveal what song(s) you were using or let people guess.

Here’s mine:

”ROSE (29), moves to the sleepy southern town of MIDNIGHT, LOUISANA to get a fresh start after her newly-married husband COLBY’S (35), sudden and mysterious death in a boating accident. Rose finds a new job and befriends her charming and quirky neighbour Alison (34) but just as it seems her life is taking a turn for the better, Rose is visited by a vengeful spirit of a strange woman.

Soon Rose is entangled in a series of horrifying events as the ghost is relentless in her wish to get rid of Rose and none of it is made easier when a DETECTIVE SWIFT arrives into town with a suspicion that Rose was actually the one who killed Colby. Rose’s only way out now is to find Colby’s real killer but who can she trust? What is the ghost woman really after and how does Alison know Colby was married before he met Rose?”

8-episode prestige miniseries on HBO.

(This is a mash-up from NBNC and TTDS and also there’s a bit of romantic tension between Rose and Alison)

#taylor Swift #tswift #taylor swift fanworks #taylurking #pitch #taylor Swift evermore #no body no crime #tis the damn season #southern gothic #horror #pitches I’ll neve write #taylor call me

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#the way Will looks at Hannibal when Hannibal isn’t looking

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what's the chances of that?!

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All Pelicans go to jail challenge

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this image is slaughtering me

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‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

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I forget who posted this but this is hilarious.

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Will + sitting at Hannibal’s desk

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Taste and smell are the oldest senses and the closest to the center of the mind.

Hannibal + scenting

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Let me say it again, louder for those in the back... We think we know someone, but the truth is that we only know the version of them that they have chosen to show us.

Happy birthday @generalobiwan and @shangs-chis !!!

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The mongoose himself 🩸

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TORILLE TOVERIT‼️