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Command Chat Shenanigans: an Index.

Part 1: Assignment Day

Part 2: Their Jedi

Part 3: Plo Koon Appreciation

Part 4: The Creatively Problematic

Part 5: The Vote for the Best Jedi

Part 6: The Vote for the Best Behaved Battallion

Part 7: How Wolffe was almost called Snappy

Part 8: The Snap Squad

Part 9: How to (not) Execute Order 66

Part 10: Palpatine the Prank Caller

#tcw #incorrect clone wars quotes #command chat shenanigans #captain rex #commander cody #commander wolffe #commander fox #commander ponds #commander gree #commander bly

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Commanders + Rex

Cody: You'll never guess who prank called me today.

Rex: Palpatine?

Bly: The Chancellor?

Wolffe: Palpatine?

Fox: Sheev?

Gree: You too?

Cody: How did you... wait...

*Flashback*

Palpatine: Commander Cody, the time has come.

Palpatine: Execute-

*line cuts out due to Palpatine saying the trigger word (execute)*

Cody *on Utapau is confused why the Chancellor himself is prank calling him*

Ponds: He prank called everyone?

Index

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Rex: *addressing Torrent* Alright men, there's going to be an "optional" training session tomorrow at sunrise.

Fives: Question?

Rex: *sigh* Yes.

Fives: Is Tup going to be there? I will boycott this training unless he is there.

Rex: Any particular reaso-

Fives: No, I think I make a strong point here.

Tup: Question?

Fives: Nope. No more questions, case closed.

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Commanders + Rex

Cody: *sends a link - How to not Execute Order 66, a General Guide. Written by Marshall Commander Cody of the GAR*

Cody: Please read and apply to standard operating procedures.

Cody: I had one of those dreams.

Fox: What happened?

Cody: This. *flashback*

Wolffe *after reading the guide*: Sounds good.

Gree: Will put this into action.

Bly: What is Order 66?

Ponds: I don't know and I don't want to know.

Fox: Never liked Palpatine anyway.

Fox: So if he conveniently say accidentally fell out of the Senate building one day...

Rex: You would have absolutely nothing to do with it of course.

Index

#tcw #incorrect clone wars quotes #captain rex #commander cody #commander wolffe #commander gree #commander fox #commander bly #commander ponds #How to NOT execute order 66 #command chat shenanigans

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*Domino Twins have just woken up*

Fives: Hey,

Echo: *time for the daily dose of dumbness*

Fives: *proceeds to ask a very dumb question*

Echo: Daily Dose acquired, goodnight!

Fives: Echo?

Fives: But it's the day cycle... and people say you're the smart twin.

#incorrect clone wars quotes #tcw #501st shenanigans #domino twins shenanigans #domino twins #clone trooper fives #clone trooper echo

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*Waxer and Boil are crouched beside Cody's bunk*

Waxer: Hey, Commander.

Cody: Yes?

Boil: Are you asleep?

Cody: No...

Waxer: Could you...

Cody: No, I'm asleep.

Boil: But you just said ...

*Cody falls asleep within 0.005 seconds*

Boil: Goodnight then...

#tcw #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #clone trooper boil #clone trooper waxer #212th battalion

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Three more ridiculous ways shinies have thought Wolffe got his name

1. He likes to howl whenever he sees the moon.

2. Accidentally spelt 'wolf' wrong and so the name stuck.

*Sinker: That's too boring*

2. Wolfish appetite

*Boost: We've already done that one*

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Not this again.

To whoever is reading this addition to the lovely note, unread it. Or else.

Signed Wolffe.

Part 1

Part 2

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Ahsoka: Can we...

Anakin: No, not today.

Ahsoka (surprised): Huh?

Ahsoka (wait a minute): ...

Ahsoka: Did Master Obi-wan lecture you again?

Anakin: No.

Anakin: Maybe.

Obi-wan (walking past): Yes.

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*Fox hands out the missions to the other Commanders*

Fox: Looks like you've got a favour to call in.

Stone: Huh?

*Report says, "Escort Representative Binks of Naboo safely through the Middle Rim..."*

Stone: On it. *calls Ahsoka*

*1 hour later*

*Anakin bursts into the Coruscant Guard office*

Anakin: I'll take the latest mission from Naboo in the Middle Rim.

Stone: ...

Fox: ...

Part 1

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Rex: Uhh, Sir, are you sure about this?

Anakin: Yeah, probably.

Ahsoka: Seems fun.

(They are standing on top of the Resolute, Anakin and Ahsoka want to have a race to the surface and see if they can use their Jedi cloaks as a parachute)

Rex: Not you too...

Rex: *sigh* You leave me no choice.

Rex: Kix, your presence is reque-

Anakin: I DON'T THINK SO, SNIPS TIME TO GO GO GOOOO.

(They jump off the ship as Kix looks exasperatedly at them from the observation deck)

#incorrect clone wars quotes #tcw #501st shenanigans #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #captain rex #clone trooper kix #skywalker shenanigans #disaster lineage

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Fives (he and a few others are behind Ahsoka): So, Commander, I want you to close your eyes, spin around and point directly at Echo. We're gonna take five steps back and then change order.

Ahsoka: Okay...

(They step back and switch around, Ahsoka spins around and points to Echo, while here eyes are still shut)

Hardcase: Did you use the Echo-location?

Ahsoka: I don't need to use echolocation... I can see your force presences...

Fives: Use the Echo-location.

Ahsoka: The Echo-location?

Echo: Please don't ask and just let me win this bet.

Jesse: Yes, THE Echo-location specifically for Echo.

Ahsoka: ...that's not how echolocation works...

#incorrect clone wars quotes #tcw #501st shenanigans #ahsoka tano #clone trooper fives #clone trooper hardcase #clone trooper echo #clone trooper jesse #domino twins #Echo-location

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*Shinies are sitting in circle listening to stories about Cody*

Boil: And then... Cody span round on his left leg and kicked the droid in the face!

Shinies: WOAHHH

Obi-wan: *takes a seat in circle*

Boil: General *salutes*, we were just-

Obi-wan: It's quite alright, I would also like to hear the stories.

Shinies: ...

Boil: Well, there was this one time...

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*Ahsoka is trying to bribe Fox and the Coruscant Guard into not putting her in jail since somehow she got arrested and not Anakin even though they were both there*

Ahsoka: I'll... clean the dishes!

Fox: We don't have dishes, next.

Ahsoka: I'll make sure I get snacks sent over?

Thorn: Tempting...

Thire: But no.

Ahsoka: I'll uhh...

Fox: Well? *Now genuinely curious what Ahsoka will come up with*

Ahsoka: NEXT TIME JAR-JAR BINKS IS ASSIGNED TO THE CORUSCANT GUARD I'LL MAKE SURE SKYGUY VOLUNTEERS IN YOUR PLACE.

Stone (wasn't in the room but bursts in anyway and immediately starts shaking Ahsoka's hand): Aaaaand you have yourself a deal, congratulations, and good luck!

Stone: *shoves Ahsoka out of the jail before she can change her mind*

Part 2

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*Ahsoka and Anakin are having an intense board game match, neither are winning or losing*

Ahsoka: Hi Padmé! *waves*

Anakin: Padmé? I mean uhh Senator Ami-

*Anakin turns around and realises no one's there while Ahsoka sabotages the match*

Anakin (after turning back around and assessing the board): YOU CHEATED!

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Anakin: *bursts into his and Obi-wan's shared quarters* I QUIT.

Obi-wan: Quit what exactly?

Anakin: I... It's... I JUST WANTED TO BE DRAMATIC TO MAKE YOU TRY TO LOSE YOUR COMPOSURE.

Obi-wan: Want to know my secret?

Anakin: ...yes

Obi-wan: I've known you for 12 years, it takes a lot to surprise me these days.

#incorrect clone wars quotes #tcw #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #disaster lineage #anakin must have been a problematic padawan

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Jesse: KIX!

Kix: Wait.

Jesse: Yes?

Kix: Can this wait until after caf?

Jesse: ...yes?

Kix: Good, I'll be right back.

#incorrect clone wars quotes #tcw #501st shenanigans #clone trooper jesse #clone trooper kix #kix and coffee

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Fox: *wakes up and remembers about the important Senate meeting and Senate meetings only mean one thing: paperwork*

Fox: Am I dead yet?

Thorn: It's the Senate meeting today then.

Stone: Yeah it's the paperwork dreading look.

Thire: You could... volunteer to help instead of commenting on his existential crisis?

Thorn: So could you?

Thire: ...

#incorrect clone wars quotes #tcw #coruscant guard #commander thire #commander thorn #commander fox #commander stone