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... Yo Interwebs and all you lovely people who reside in it. I recently started a Twitch channel named AshenResolve, I’m a nonbinary bi woman who loves roleplaying and minecraft and if you like those things too a reblog and follow on my twitch would be greatly appreciated! I hope y’all have a great day!

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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Beau: *Certified genius expositor who played a huge part in ending a war between two nations and can also understand any spoken language, force someone to tell the truth just by punching them, and physically will poison out of her body*

Also Beau: “I wanna buy a cart of fireworks”

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some fandoms are divided over their villains. some fandoms think, hey, that villain is kinda sexy actually. some fandoms think, hey they could get a redemption arc!

but critters? nah. we’re not divided. we fucking

hate

trent ikithon.

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newsflash: if a character keeps on repeatedly doing things in canon that you think are ooc, you probably have the wrong idea about how the character is

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reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

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FIRST TIME OPENING COMMISSIONS

I can do this! Hello Tumblr! I'm a digital artist who loves DnD, fantasy, and pretending to be a druid in two different campaigns. Unfortunately I was never gifted in drawing people but I love making maps. Whether that is region maps, continent maps, or even battle maps!

PRICES:

$14 for a dnd or fantasy map at 1960 by 1080 or 1960 by 1960. You can see some of my examples above :)

DM ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED :) all commissions come with a complimentary cat picture (she's just too cute to not share with the whole world)

For other stuff I can do just DM me. I'm used to do digital graphics for marketing and architecture so I can do some stuff lol.

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tired moodboard

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“I can’t be that asshole”

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beau, in the literal jaws of a t rex: i must flirt with yasha or i will die

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The true reason Scanlan hated Trinket.

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I love Vex and Percy as a couple so much, cause they can and do talk to each other so well about serious and not serious things, and they learned how to communicate in a way that works well for both of them, but, at the same time:

Vex: *puts her hands on the sides of Percy’s face and says she needs him*

Percy: *looses the ability to speak*

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so lets talk abot vex’s title

im still taking a social media break but i came back to announce that i finished watching Critical Role Campaign One Episode 60: Heredity and Hats and i literally have to say this after watching that moment. THAT moment.

the Lady Vex’ahlia, Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt moment. THAT MOMENT.

yall i will immediately return to being a hermit after this but may i just say, again, once again, with every feeling i can muster in my cold dark soul, that i will DIE for percy. i love this man with every fibre of my being, every sinew, every hair, every milimetre of flesh and bone i LOVE this man

i fucking cried when he did that. that simple act of giving vex a title, a house, and a position within whitestone is interlaced with so much weight and meaning and layers and layers of love.

FIRST, he gave vex, a simple commoner in the eyes of syngorn, not even a true elf in their eyes, a title. effectively making her just short of royalty in whitestone, and a person of importance outside of whitestone. she technically outclasses her father now. hes just an ambassador. important, true, but without title. being an ambassador is his job, he loses that, hes back to being a normal elf but vex is a straight up fucking BARONESS. syldor is now below her in rank.

SECOND, he gave her respect. or in a way, he gave her the means in which the elves of syngorn, the ones that had scorned her and turned their noses up at her, and thought themselves better than her, would have to show her respect. where syldor would have to address her with the proper title, where he’d have to call her a lady. prior to meeting syngorn, vex was so worried about looking well-off, looking like she was better like she was equal with syngornian elves like she deserved to walk amongst them and percy straight up gave her something better.

THIRD, he gave vex power by declaring her mistress of the grey hunt. again, another slight against syldor. syldor has power, true, but limited power. strictly political power thats tied with his job. percy straight up gave vex command of a fucking section of the military force of the whole city-state of whitestone. political AND military power. subtly telling syldor that even though he has influence, that he has power, vex has more. also not so subtly telling him this by straight up saying “despite your relationship with her, do watch your manners”

FOURTH and i think most important. back when the conclave first attacked, vex was the most hesitant about leaving greyskull keep because to her, it would be like abandoning home again. by declaring vex a baroness, percy also gave her the third noble house of whitestone, the house’s family crypt, etc etc. but those are just objects. what percy did is essentially carve out a place in whitestone just for her. home if she wants it. a place to lay down roots and stay if she wants to. even if greyskull keep is restored, that third noble house of whitestone will always be vex’s now.

BUT BUT BUT

heres the kicker. not only did percy effectively give vex a home, a permanent home (one that needs tlc but thats unimportant) that she can return to whenever she wants and one that will always be there waiting for her. he gave her a home, in front of her father, in her father’s house, after he essentially said “you being here makes life complicated.” he gave her something that her father, for all his posturing and self-importance was unwilling and unable to give. what syldor was so hesitant to share, percy gives it without question. openly and willingly, asking for nothing in return.

and he gave her ALL of that after syldor gave them the letter of passage. he did that after syldor had already left his study and written everything out. percy literally made syldor go back to his study to amend vex’s name in the letter and amend what he had wrote of her and amend her name into someone with rank and title. and, for that moment at least, percy forced syldor to rethink everything about vex’ahlia and i am fucking REELING from that moment

get you a fucking man like percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo the III

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(keyleth): what kind of math do trees do?

(vax): twigonometry.

(scanlan): square roots!

(percy): geometree.

(keyleth): wrong. the answer is tree math.

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