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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

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Lucy Liu photographed by Naomi Kaltman in 1999 😍

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

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Plush Plushi the Pallas's cat from Munich wishes everyone a wonderful Sunday! 😺🥰

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your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan

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running this again now that there's 12 options. not including timtams because that'd make the results boring

#everything in the bottom image is primo #top image absolute garbage #scotch finger would be my go to

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Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

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excuse me im need a bite of whotever youm are eatinge pls

pls give me a bite righte neow pls

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katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

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Crochet Fruit // Beary Gerry

#those raspberries are A+