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yhk dump

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grrr gRGRRRRRR RGRRR bites on my keyboard,,, they are so silly,,, so stupidd,,,, garghhgfgghh,, smacks two miniature dolls of them together,, Hug,, HUGgg,

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Makima

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A mythology inspired photoshoot

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Paying 5 yuan for hot gossip

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A post-livestream meeting with Huahua

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Singing a new year's song with 爱妃/Ai Fei ("Beloved concubine", a term of address Chinese emperors used for their favorite concubines/consorts)

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OP: 我觉得你们俩有点暧昧了

↳ I feel like you two have some ambiguity going

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup

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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

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drinking creek water ending explained

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Unfortunately Q4 of the fiscal year was a disaster so my tumblr posts will be extremely low budget starting now.