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HERE IT IS post-merge awkward reunion fancomic, enjoy!!

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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posts of the shit variety

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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

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HOLLYYYYYYY SHIT MY HEART JUST STOPPEDDDDDDD

#my mom n dad are going to kill me #dearest father just went ‘ I heard something from the grandparents and if it’s true we’re getting you serious help’ #O_O #<- child who is secretly going by a different name to pretty much everybody at his school #and has been desperately trying to keep parents from finding out #i genuinely can’t describe how my heart literally felt like it stopped #holy shit #it was about. me. having my grandpa’s humor #I’m going to erode the entire world #YOU CANT. JSUT DO THIS TO ME #WHY #The Crab Speaks #I couldn’t even respond to that because I was recovering

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It's cool that a lot of people are making websites that look like websites from the '90s but I wish they would put a little bit more effort into actually making them compatible with browsers from that era.

All you got to do is get rid of all the bloated JavaScript and CSS that doesn't do anything to the website that basic HTML couldn't. Also don't require HTTPS If you're not doing anything on the website that doesn't need secure encryption.

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As always

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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D

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Smeeking on my flower

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Mini Postmaster Pearlo!!!!! Had a lot of fun making this one, I absolutely adore the postmaster skin <33

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What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

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The most fashion-forward filly in Stardew Valley, Haley!

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!