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technoblade-updates · 22 hours ago
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Techno was in VC on Phil’s stream for a few minutes after ending! He left to have a cheeseburger.
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technoblade-updates · a day ago
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Techno is live!
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technoblade-updates · a day ago
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Techno has logged onto the Dream SMP!
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technoblade-updates · a day ago
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Techno scheduled a stream in about 2 hours!
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technoblade-updates · a day ago
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One of Skeppy’s editors posted a clip of an upcoming Skeppy video featuring Technoblade!
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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by InstaAE @/InstaAETweets. It reads “ok i love premier pro, stay tuned... this one’s a banger.”
The attached video shows a Discord call between Skeppy and Techno, with subtitles appearing one word at a time on screen.
Transcript as follows:
Skeppy: Hello Technoblade!
Techno: Yooooo what up?
Skeppy: Alright, I need to know what is your favourite colour?
Techno: I’d say my favourite colour is blue.
Skeppy: Okay, good choice. Okay last question. Would you rather a castle or a mansion?
Techno: I gotta go with castle, I think a mansion would provide me insufficient defense against long range projectile attacks from enemy forces.
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technoblade-updates · a day ago
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The other techno message from slightly earlier in the stream!
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2 cropped screenshots of Minecraft chat messages. They read: 
<awesamdude> yo
<hannahxxrose> wanna blow up some shit with us
<awesamdude> hope you don't hate me or anything pig man
<TeanaKitten> pig boi :)
<Technoblade> ive never hated or blown up anything in my life
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Techno was in game chat on Hannah’s stream! He left her on read!
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A cropped screenshot of 5 Minecraft chat messages. They read:
<hannahxxrose> techno
<TeanaKitten> I Like This Pond
<hannahxxrose> wanna blow up stuff
<TeanaKitten> oh god the animals
<Technoblade> Read at 5:24 PM
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technoblade-updates · a day ago
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Time stamps for Techno on Wilbur's Origins SMP stream!
The inciting incident 00:54:25
Techno joins VC and promptly mutes himself by accident 00:56:47
Techno figures out how to unmute himself 00:57:18
Techno logs on to the server 01:00:25
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technoblade-updates · a day ago
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Techno posted in his member community tab!
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A cropped screenshot of a Members only Community Post by Technoblade. It reads “the discord has fallen to the pitbulls”. Attached are 2 cropped screenshots from his member discord. They show Techno saying “why is everyone pitbull” followed by dozens of Discord members who have changed their Profile pictures to an edited photo of musician Pitbull. The first three messages are “Dalé”, “Oh No” and “Uno Does Tres Cuatro”. This is followed in the second screenshot by a hoarde of Pitbulls saying “Dalé”, interrupted by mod Jillian saying “What the hell” followed by panic from the Pitbulls at having been found out by a mod.
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technoblade-updates · 2 days ago
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He’s gone now!
Techno is in VC in Wilbur’s stream!
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technoblade-updates · 2 days ago
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Techno is in VC in Wilbur’s stream!
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technoblade-updates · 2 days ago
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He did some more chatting in Wilbur's chat!
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A cropped screenshot of a twitch chat message by Technoblade. It reads “:o”.
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technoblade-updates · 2 days ago
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Techno is in Wilbur's chat!
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A cropped screenshot of a twitch chat message by Technoblade. It reads “CHANGE BAD >:(”.
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technoblade-updates · 2 days ago
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Techno replied to Finn (the person who made his OSMP skin) in Technocord! (Read top to Bottom, attached is the skin that belongs with Finn’s first message.)
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A cropped screenshot of 2 Discord messages by Techno.
The first reads “me when my mother isnt home and im buried in the backyard pretending to be a carrot”, in reply to a message by FinnTheHuman, which reads “this is actually my worst skin”. Attached to Finn’s message is an image of a Minecraft skin with a pig head. The rest of the skin is based on a carrot, design wise.
The second reads “nothing gets past me :technoshade:”, in reply to 2 messages by FinnTheHuman, which read “That Was Actually The Joke I Was Ghonna Use, How Did You Read Me Like A Book”.
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technoblade-updates · 2 days ago
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if you wanted some context for techno's message in discord:
https://twitter.com/TechnocordQ/status/1484046476485529601?s=20
Agagsgsgs thank you KEKW they all changed their pfps back to normal by the time I woke up lmao!
- Mod Luna
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technoblade-updates · 2 days ago
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Techno posted in Technocord!
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A cropped screenshot of a Discord message by Techno. It reads “why is everyone pitbull”.
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technoblade-updates · 2 days ago
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Techno posted in Technocord about going live! (Read Bottom to Top)
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A cropped screenshot of 2 Discord messages by Techno.
The first in the dream smp discussion channel reads “alright i got my mic working, now it's time for me to save this server the way i do best: with an initial burst of enthusiasm followed by months of procrastination and neglect”.
The second in the announcements channel reads “@/everyone going live soon. hypixel stream to test new settings. might be scuffed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uw9fUQ42-4
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technoblade-updates · 2 days ago
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He’s Live!
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