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Jaskier fans discovering The Amazing Devil are like hungry Dickensian orphans walking up to Joey Batey, empty bowls in hand, going, "please, sir, I want some more," and instead of being rebuffed we're led over to a banquet hall where Madeleine Hyland awaits with a dazzling feast and the food is so good. It's so satisfying and good.

"Welcome to my table, bring your hunger."

And so here we are. :)

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breaking news: local horse girl actually quite talkative

+ bonus

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Okay if this post gets 300 notes I’ll draw Eskel getting fucked by the Leshy

If it gets 1000 I’ll draw Eskel getting fucked back to human 😉 pairing dependent on most tagged character

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I had to dust off my German for this but I'm living for it ❤️

I just wanna say, if you aren't American, definitely try setting a modern AU in your country. Fill it with the things you know, to breathe life into it. It's really nice to see new settings, to open up a fic and go 'oh wait, hold up, I know that place'. It might only apply to a few people who read your fic but it's really rewarding to get that feedback.

(Americans keep doing you, just trying to encourage the rest of us lol)

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jaskier : ladies and gentlemen i give you my new song about the white wolf, geralt of rivia!

tavern goers :

jaskier : i hear you're alive

jaskier : how disappointing

everyone in the tavern :

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I freakin love this. Help, the FEELS.

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I know people have done this before but I wanted to do it too

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If I got one thing from s2 it's OT3 feels 🙈

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it’s jaskier loving hours from the 2 most emotionally constipated loves of his life

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Jaskier: So in this episode, Khloe is just talking shit about Kim's kids and Kim is like, bitch whatchu say.

Geralt: Uh-huh.

Jaskier: Also did you know that Kim and Pat are used in example sentences in all the big grammars like Quirk etc. because the grammarians apparently thought there were only two short gender neutral names.

Geralt: Mm-hm.

Jaskier: Exactly my point, dear heart, Jask is such a lovely name, innit, for girls and boys and enbies and anyone really.

Lambert: *to Eskel* Geralt's heart eyes are disgusting.

Eskel: 😍

Lambert: *to heavens above* And he's apparently got two witchers under his spell. Ugh.

Lambert: *to Jaskier* Sorry, sweetcheeks, you were saying?

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Wolf Geralt and Puppydog Jaskier on the adventure!

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They way Joey says 'for fucksake' at the end of Drinking Song reblog if you agree 😌

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jaskier engaging in biological warfare from behind bars

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Inspired by @inexplicifics Accidental Warlord AU! Papa Geralt with his sweet chubby baby Ciri

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Vesemir: You’ve brought a friend for winter?

Lambert: I know you said no Cat Witchers at the keep, but I love him!

Vesemir: Cat Witchers? What? I said “no cats”. Someone brought one to hunt mice once and it kept sneaking in my room and peeing in my bed! Your boyfriend is fine.

Aiden: Sir, I promise not to pee in your bed.

Vesemir: Good!

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Jaskier WIP

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