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God announces plans to play His "Cruelest trick to date!"
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a delicate swallow is diving into the hiding spot of many bugs to take a bite
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teenjournalist · 18 days
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after weeks without any public appearance, president joseph robinette biden has been spotted leaving the barbershop with the massed flies coupe d'isaster on
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teenjournalist · 19 days
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The janitors hair coated in floor wax stuck to the basketball court has turned 25 today
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teenjournalist · 22 days
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Bong water leak in Gulf mexico leaves thousands of birds and fish critically chill
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teenjournalist · 23 days
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The digital cowbell has taken control of the rhythm line. Percussionists warned to take cover until the infection has been contained
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teenjournalist · 23 days
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Ground breaking study reveals rate of villainous monologuing in random users mentions reaching all time highs
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teenjournalist · 25 days
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The last tumbleweed has died in captivity
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new pokemon confirmed to be the first 'Gay' type in the series
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Doctors agree weird paste spread thin across the pavement still conscious but no longer human
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Amazon Is “Rizzing Up” Generation Alpha With Career Paths That Are Worth Cutting Health Insurance For
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teenjournalist · 2 months
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The whitest teenagers you have ever seen in your life are flocking to landladys inbox
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teenjournalist · 2 months
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Several teens injured, two in custody as senior prank goes horribly right
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teenjournalist · 2 months
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BREAKING: travis kelce swarmed by pyro sharks in ctf_2fort, taylor swift criticized for abusing noclip
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teenjournalist · 2 months
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Wet willy attack in 3rd period English being investigated as a possible hate crime
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teenjournalist · 2 months
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Did Mom's cooking fall off? Teen scientists begin research
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teenjournalist · 2 months
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a newgrounds user has just posted a flash animation with one devious twist: it's racist
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