Kinda surprised the Tumblr explosion hasn’t reached my timeline yet. I wonder if adding being NB to my profile would get me banned?
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you can't just smile for the camera. people will know you're not a snake
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she's just cute. just sit there and be cutened
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me: I will take snake pictures!
my snake: I will help by making this face!
me:
my snake: :D
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looks like she could kill you; is a cinnamon roll
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excuse me I just have to peer into your soul real quick
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terminal mlem. i'm sorry. we have no cure
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i have never in my life been able to get my eye makeup this good. also i don't wear eye makeup but still
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shortly thereafter she broke the sound barrier
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i regret to inform you i've been killed by a cober
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this dog is pretty blessed
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i can literally feel this image
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