*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins
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Fish eye perspective of a cat eating
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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