WAS IT THE PENIS BLAST PUNCH GIF OH GOD ANON I'M SO SORRY
Not that it already isn't Known™ but I love Tumblr calling you out saying "Liked by Tumblr user tentacuddles!" and it's some raunchy posts I'd have to scroll quickly by in public.
Oh my god WHAT??
WHAT HAVE I LIKED LATELY?! I've been liking cat videos and shit, I don't even remember!!! 😭😭😭
Not that it already isn't Known™ but I love Tumblr calling you out saying "Liked by Tumblr user tentacuddles!" and it's some raunchy posts I'd have to scroll quickly by in public.
Oh my god WHAT??
WHAT HAVE I LIKED LATELY?! I've been liking cat videos and shit, I don't even remember!!! 😭😭😭
hate my lineart but i gotta do lines if i wanna do this comic waahhhh wahh woe is me i have to make the gay vampire/werewolf wars comic for the culture
* i know fantasy races aren't a thing exclusive to dungeon meshi, but here im considering specifically the world and lore of dunmeshi, think of it as their dunmeshi sona
Someone.... A couple of someones have been going through my blog's Homestuck tag and finding ANCIENT posts from over 10 years ago.
I feel like the spirit of a person from a society long past watching my descendants interpreting my shitpost pottery as holy artifacts.
Long, long ago, when I was in middle school, there was a girl who was in my science class that sat next to me.
I kinda thought she was cute but when the teacher decided to put on Bill Nye the Science Guy for the class TV days, she would get incredibly giddy. Really, really giddy. Absolutely perplexingly so.
One day when Mr. B put Bill Nye on TV, my friends and I finally got the guts up to ask her why she was always so excited-- like, WE loved watching the show, but she was out here like Bill Nye was her Kpop Bias and we were all just fans ok.
She said, so matter of factly, "He's so hot. I love Bill Nye. I want to marry him."
I was in shock and awe. We were in Middle School. I could not believe what the hell I was hearing....
But yknow, after seeing this, I get it, Amanda.
BILL NYE
PHOTOGRAPHED BY SELA SHULONI FOR TIME OUT
asked my wife to touch their butt and they glared at me w/ the anger of a thousand bothered hornets and asked me
"YOU THINK YOU DESERVE RUMPUS AFTER YOU SICCED YOUR BOOPS ON ME?"
I will not in fact be touching rump, I fear, my moots.