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I’ve made my ace raven into keyrings!

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fwoomp

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A deep sea monster scene inside a block of epoxy | source

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I just… wanna remind people that asexuality was classed as a mental disorder by the DSM all the way up until 2013…. Because I feel like people don’t know this or like to ignore it because it doesn’t fit into their “asexual people don’t face discrimination” rhetoric.

Asexuality was only removed from the DSM in 2013. Please, know this and remember it.

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tim wright stimboard for @politeparadox!! enjoy!! ^-^

x x x | x x x | x x x

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In a series of completely unrelated coincidences, the same family moves into a haunted house, attracts the attention of a local poltergeist, purchases an evil ventriloquist dummy, activates a witch’s curse, and adopts the newborn antichrist, all in the same week.

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I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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I'm using a coffin bc it scares the humans, duh

Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins

An Illustrated Guide For Vampires

1. Privacy Tent

2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed

3. Victorian Box Bed

4. Canopy Bed

5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice

6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass

in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets

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Forest dog

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small sections of each finger that has ring dents.

if you were a martyred saint which of your body parts would the catholic church keep & put on display in an ostentatious gold reliquary?

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Reblog if you think it’s possible for an asexual person to have a loving relationship without sex.

(Obviously it is ♥️)

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queer culture is still having an active tumblr blog in 2021

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Suction cup boi

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