Gortash redemption wouldn’t work because he does not give a fuck about growing or improving or breaking the cycle he’s putting fireworks into teddy bears for refugee orphans because fuck ‘em. He’s cooked. Ketheric thinks he’s too far gone the sunk cost fallacy already has his hooks in him. It’s over. Orin though. Six months of secure attachments to people who see her as an individual, an introduction to art mediums that are not finger painting with intestines, a trip to the circus (fun), regular exposure to the sun, and a blunt later and she is picking up trash by the river and voting in municipal elections.
i DO want the very sweet dialogue where, after finding out they're a bhaalspawn, astarion tells durge that they're more alike than he thought and that no matter what they MUST fight for their sanity and their freedom,
but when he asks if they're like good or if they want to throw themselves into an oubliette about it the best and funniest answer is always "pit. definitely the pit"
and these two things are unfortunately not compatible
“On a roadtrip astarion is the designated refueler” on a roadtrip astarion would be that good for nothing bitch who would sleep in the backseat and never take a turn driving and constantly complain about the fast food restaurant everyone agreed to go to for his sake. Shadowheart would offer to drive but everyone would find really nice ways to turn her down bc oh my god she is such a bad driver and their nerves can’t take it. Lae’zel would drive most of the way bc she’s got the necessary longevity and also control issues. Wyll would be the most phenomenal co-pilot/shotgun rider you’ve ever seen - he’d have maps on lock, he’d make sure everyone gets a fair turn with the aux, he’d provide Lae’zel with entertaining conversation so she didn’t get bored. Karlach would be the refueler, and would also buy snacks for everyone even though they all have their own money. Gale would be moral support for everybody until he gets overstimulated and has to put on his noise cancelling headphones and listen to cat purring ASMR.
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