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terraoblivion · 3 days
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"Unicorn Overlord." "Triangle Strategy." "Octopath Traveler." "Bravely Default." These are not meant to be video game titles... These names are meant for racehorses.
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terraoblivion · 4 days
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That's a very unequal gender binary. As Anselm of Canterbury, also known as Saint Anselm, pointed out, it's more perfect to exist than to not exist.
New gender binary: either you exist or you don't exist.
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terraoblivion · 8 days
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by kofucchi
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terraoblivion · 9 days
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Typical boomer nostalgia. Everybody knows that knights didn't even care about the grail until the late 12th century and they didn't even understand its true, holy significance until the 13th century. But, of course, old people must always complain about the youth, as if that description doesn't perfectly describe noted 12-century kid Lancelot. But, no, always has to be the fault of the youth regardless of the plain facts.
any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry
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terraoblivion · 10 days
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Falling
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terraoblivion · 11 days
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Touhou fans stay insane.
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terraoblivion · 13 days
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Kjera... did you eat them all? Is that why they are extinct?
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terraoblivion · 14 days
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yeah man we can tell
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terraoblivion · 23 days
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terraoblivion · 24 days
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As desktop cleaning continues: Can't recall where I found this, but it provoked a smile.
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terraoblivion · 27 days
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Not expalining WHY bookburning is bad and WHAT books were targeted has left us with Bookworm uwu girlies treating any art project or act involving destorying/modifying any random ass mass printed novel as if it was a crime against humanity
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terraoblivion · 28 days
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Finding out that I'm secretly a robot. Given how many different doctors and nurses have poked at me over the years it would suggest a truly ridiculous conspiracy. Finding out I'm secretly a clone could be done by a much smaller one as long as the person I'm cloned from is sufficiently far away that nobody sees samples from both of us.
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terraoblivion · 28 days
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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terraoblivion · 1 month
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you ever think about how canaan house is probably the most life gideon’s ever seen?
this has been sitting in my wips forever, so i decided it’d be better to post some version of it than let it languish in procreate forever.
edit: due to popular request, this piece is now available on my shop!
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terraoblivion · 2 months
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A civilian U.S. Air Force employee has been charged with disclosing classified defense information to a woman he met on a foreign online dating platform, the Justice Department said on Monday. David Franklin Slater, 63, was taken into custody in Nebraska on Friday on a three-count federal indictment. He was expected to make an initial court appearance on Tuesday.
The indictment accuses Slater of giving classified material by email and online messages about the Russia-Ukraine war to someone claiming to be a woman living in Ukraine.
Boo wrong war
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terraoblivion · 2 months
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Pramanix the Softmaster.
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terraoblivion · 2 months
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wolves in the dark
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