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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Rowan, about Aelin: I saw her drop a cupcake on the ground and then pick it up and keep eating it. You know what she said? ‘five second rule’
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Aelin, holding a snake: guys, I impulsively bought a snake. what do I name it?
Rowan: you did what??
Dorian: William Snakespeare
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Manon: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game-
Aelin: *nodding* knife monopoly
Rowan:
Dorian:
Manon: I was actually going to hunt you all for sport, but now I’m interested in whatever knife monopoly is
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Rowan: what the fuck, why is the house on fire?
Aelin: in my defence, Lysandra was supposed to be supervising me
Lysandra: and in my defence, I myself was left unsupervised
Rowan: jesus christ
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Aelin: don’t worry, I’m fine.
Rowan: you were stabbed!
Aelin: I’ve been stabbed before!
Rowan: it’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Bryce: I'm going to summon a class 5 demon
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Lysandra: how do you cope with the stress of being a monarch so well?
Dorian: I don’t
Aelin: the trick is to play the music louder than your thoughts
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Rowan: *using Aelin’s phone*
Rowan: *sees contact named love of my life*
Rowan: aw
Rowan: wait, this isn’t my number
Rowan: *calls number*
*on the other side of the line*: this is Terrasen Chocolates. hello your majesty, would you like the usual?
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Aelin: dear Santa.
Aelin: I’m writing to let you know. I’ve been naughty.
Aelin: and it was worth it, you judgemental bastard.
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Chaol: do you want to run around the world bro
Dorian: sure bro
Chaol: *runs around Dorian*
Dorian: why’d you do that
Chaol: cause you’re my world bro
Dorian: bro
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Aelin: yes I make bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger
Rowan: but?
Aelin: no that’s it
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Elide: I wish you could block people in real life.
Asterin: Restraining order.
Manon: Murder.
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Chaol: 20 years ago today, I married my best friend.
Dorian: Of course, Manon and Yrene were quite mad when we did that, but we really love each other.
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Manon: hocus pocus. witch sounds. et cetera.
Chaol: *runs away, screaming in terror*
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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Aelin: trust fall
Rowan, from across the room: I’m not going to catch you
Aelin: trust. fall!
Rowan: I said no-
Aelin: I’m falling!
Rowan, diving over a table to catch Aelin: FIREHEART FUCK!
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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*in heir of fire*
Aelin: I hate you
Rowan, thinking: I’m going to marry this girl
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terrasen221 · 3 years
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