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let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war
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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr
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‘The Angel returns…’
…What, you expect Mr. ‘Drunk-2-bottles-of-whiskey-when-he-thought-Aziraphale-was-dead’ Crowley would take a breakup sensibly? And do you expect him to stay anywhere else but the back of Aziraphale’s shop?
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The “Unamused Older Sibling” Duo
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The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'
"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon
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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think
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Completely taken by the urge to write established relationship Spock and McCoy roleplaying country doctor stumbles across fallen alien on the farm meet cute and fuck nasty. Complete with character breaking cos Spock is being too in character and making it very difficult
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A lil comic about hair
https://tapas.io/episode/3154437
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I was stuck in a traffic jam yesterday and my brain went BANG! OT4 miraculous swap AU!
What if Master Fu had chosen other kids?
What if he saw Nino crashing his bike into Adrien's limo to buy him time to escape? What if he saw Alya helping Marinette salvage the macarons and the school year in one swift swoop of friendship? What if he looked at them and he thought "that's hero material"?
Well, we'd have a different set of shenanigans, that's for sure.
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