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When the snek do a peep reblog if you agree.

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crankybangles

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You know you’re a snake keeper when you’re more afraid of what their butt will do to you than what their face will.

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i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

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Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength.

But like the image above says, this is not a good post.

That dog above, the one that made so many people laugh, her name is Eva, and she’s my 7-year-old lab. She was just diagnosed with canine lymphoma.

Without chemo, she only has 3 months left with us. But her oncologist has given her a good prognosis with chemotherapy. She could live to see her 9th, 10th, and even 11th birthday.

Which means more years of this happy, ridiculous puppy.

The price to extend her life? $8500.

I nearly died when I saw the number. I’m paying off 4 student loans right now, and my parents are in insurmountable debt. I thought, this is it, we’re screwed. In between crying spells and anxiety attacks, I realized what my choices were: give up and let Eva go in the next 3 months, or crowdfund my ass off.

Internet: you’ve done it before, now I’m begging you, do it again. Spread Eva like wildfire. She deserves a second chance. She deserves the extra time, and all the fun and happiness she’ll have in that time.

Here is the link to her gofundme.

Any amount you can donate will help tremendously. Please, help Eva.

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And on mothers day of 2016, chief gave birth to 30 eggs.

Happy mothers day you scaly bastard.

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ball python keeper gothic

Your python goes from medium míce to large míce to small weaner ráts. He never eats, but he is constantly graduating from one feeder to the next. He is growing.

There is a noise in the night, the noise of something being forcefully torn from a place it does not belong. They tell you ball pythons make horrific noises when they finally defecate. You choose to believe them.

You walk to work, head still full of dreams, and slip your hands into your pockets to fight off the chill. Ah. Another dead rát. Your python didn’t eat last night. You slip the neglected feeder into a bin, and pat down your other pockets. There are no more ráts in them, for now.

Something in the vivarium is knocked over at 4am. You flip your phone light on, searching through the darkness. Your ball python is sleeping, tucked away in a cave.

Keep a temperature gradient of 26°C to 33°C, they tell you. Your temperature gun says the hot spot is 33.2°C. How could you have let this happen.

Three weeks. Five weeks. Six weeks. Your ball python finally defecates. The waste is bigger than he is. You try to flush it down the toilet, but it quickly becomes blocked. Your ball python only weighs 18g less.

Your ball python sits in your lap, no bigger than your fist. He stretches out, face by your hip, body coiled around your elbow. His tail is by your toes, and something flickers against your cheek.

Your ball python is sleeping in his hide, safe in his vivarium. The sides are sealed and the glass doors secured with a lock. You look away for a second. You swear it’s only a second. Your ball python is sat atop your bookcase, watching you.

Late CB15 het clown male smashing large weaner ráts every 10-14 days 1.3kg empty proven breeder. It is April of 2016.

You wonder if your ball python likes a particular hide or the heat. You move it to the cool side. He moves with the hide. You buy identical hides, so that he does not have to choose security over thermoregulation. He no longer wishes to use any of the hides.

Your ball python wakes you up at 3am every night, digging in his substrate. He digs at the same time in the same place without fail. You do not know where he’s going. He does.

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Oh my god...my husband and I are breaking down. He always asked me how Toffee was when I'd get online and wanted updates leading up to surgery. I am so sorry. He had all the love in the world.

Dear Toffee,

Keep reading

#heartbreak

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excuse me @staff

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you forgot the most important candidate, poncho

poncho stands for a free world, with equality for all and access to basic human rights such as free bugs and everything involving the sun. free sun for everyone. 

#PonchoForPresident

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Asterisk is getting so BIG! Where has the time gone when he was smol and fit almost in my palm?

#asterisk #ball python #mojave #snake #snek #scale baby

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It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

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I love @butt-berry and his Bulbasaur Variations and it inspired me to make some with my home state plants!

(Aloe, Silversword, and Barrel Cactus)

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WANT vs. NEED IN RELATIONSHIPS

ARIES

What you want: Someone to show off. Someone who makes you feel passionate and excited all the time. A hot body, a nice face. Someone with smooth moves.

What you need: Someone patient and forgiving. Someone intelligent and witty. Someone you won’t get bored of. Someone who won’t run away when things get rough.

TAURUS

What you want: A fixer-upper. Nicholas Sparks-type scenes. Lots of gifts. Undying attention. Someone who will agree with you and make you feel desirable and attractive.

What you need: Someone who shares your views. Someone who respects you. A healthy amount of attention and material gifts. Someone who knows they’re good enough for you. Someone who knows you’re good enough for them.

GEMINI

What you want: A genius. A comedian. A hot mess. In other words, your twin flame.

What you need: Wisdom to balance out knowledge. Someone with impulse control. Someone forgiving and understanding. Ears willing to listen… for a while.

CANCER

What you want: A romance-novel character. Lots of hugs, gifts, and reassurance. Someone who won’t hurt your feelings. Someone who knows exactly what you’re thinking and what you want.

What you need: Someone to help you lighten up a little. Honesty. Security. Someone extraordinarily patient. Loyalty. 

LEO

What you want: Someone to show off to your friends. Someone to make you more popular. Attention out the wazoo. An admirer, your biggest fan. Undying support in everything you do.

What you need: Someone wise and understanding. Someone you respect, and who respects you. Someone to be straight with you. Loyalty. Forgiveness. Someone who knows the value in the little gestures.

VIRGO

What you want: Someone self-sustainable. Intelligence and common sense. Someone who can give you space. Someone who will listen to you and accept your criticism.

What you need: Someone to light up your life. Someone you never get bored of. A bit of a mystery. Someone who knows who they are. Someone who appreciates all that you do.

LIBRA

What you want: Someone to be romantic with. That cute couple aesthetic. Attention. A pretty face and a brilliant mind.

What you need: A best friend. A mediator. Someone who won’t take advantage of you. Someone you can really talk to. 

SCORPIO

What you want: Someone who adores you. Submission. Omnipresence in their life. Complete devotion. Control. Passion.

What you need: A mystery. Respect. A healthy amount of push-back. Someone you know you can trust. Someone you know will not hurt you. Undying loyalty. Honesty.

SAGITTARIUS

What you want: A travel buddy. A daredevil. Someone spunky and free. Someone “exotic”, mysterious, foreign. Someone who isn’t interested in textbook romance. 

What you need: Someone who gets you. Someone with common sense. Someone who can forgive your little flubs. Independence. Consistency. Someone you could travel around the world with and not hate them afterwards.

CAPRICORN

What you want: Perfection. Loyalty. A mystery. A romance that doesn’t get in the way of work. Someone like-minded and intelligent.

What you need: Someone to help you see the best side of things. Imagination and youth. Loyalty and respect. Someone who’s okay with being dominated, but not a pushover.

AQUARIUS

What you want: A mad scientist. A genius. A poet. Someone to share your interests with. A best friend. Freedom.

What you need: Independence. Trust. Consistent communication. A best friend. A kind of intelligence you don’t have.

PISCES

What you want: A fairy-tale romance. A tortured artist. Someone you want to “fix”, someone you view as “the underdog”. Someone who’s sensitive, artistic, and poetic. Someone who dazzles you.

What you need: Stability. Honesty. Patience. Someone who won’t walk all over you. Someone who doesn’t need you to fix them. Someone who will always wait for you to come back.

#Aries

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I don't think pouting will help my cause, but I feel like it's ingrained. Probably a better alternative than anything else. I just...don't enjoy being told no? Like, I've been told no for most of my life, so now that I'm an adult, I DO things. Maybe I'm jut selfish. I am.

#personal #selfish #pouting #emotions and stuff #gonna watch movies and feel...? #idk

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The orchids at the botanical gardens in DC were so amazing ✨😻