Eating A Hot Dog
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flirting is so stupid. just tell me if you're gonna dismember & cannibalize me right out the gate
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Defeat One Million Crumbs.
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I think monsterfucking is about vulnerability. When you think about it
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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PSA to make sure that you're always feeding your bird an appropriate and nutritious diet, even if that means rethinking their current one!
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my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement
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nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once
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Beautiful boys and timelapse for this work
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some skeletons. pen and ink
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"Squarting and squelching pusty juice" is still one of the funniest fucking phrases I've ever read.
From this btw.
It just fucking kills me.
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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Bugs are so funny they got lines for legs
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What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion
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