Things You Might Say to a Horse
1. “I see your hooves are made of keratin, as are my fingernails”
2. “A brilliant plan, old bean…they would never suspect a horse”
3. “I would offer you a ride, but you would crush me”
4. “Comb your hair and act casual”
5. “You claim to be a herbivore, and yet, you ate my family”
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roxy and hal friendship. to me.
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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.
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homestuck x scott pilgrim (please click for quality!)
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dirkjohns have a fic based on the rp my friend and I did (mind the tags please) <3
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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Andrew Wyeth, “Wolves” (detail)
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Dirk or Hal? I'll let y'all decide
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