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Things You Might Say to a Horse

1. “I see your hooves are made of keratin, as are my fingernails”

2. “A brilliant plan, old bean…they would never suspect a horse”

3. “I would offer you a ride, but you would crush me”

4. “Comb your hair and act casual”

5. “You claim to be a herbivore, and yet, you ate my family”

#dirk strider

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I want them to interact

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roxy and hal friendship. to me.

#LMAO #not my art

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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I want them to interact

#homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #rose lalonde #hal strider #lil hal #homestuck hal #auto responder #comic #art #artists of tumblr #digital art #digital artist #my art

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homestuck x scott pilgrim (please click for quality!)

#YES #not my art #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim AU

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dirkjohns have a fic based on the rp my friend and I did (mind the tags please) <3

#homestuck #homestuck fanfic #homestuck fanfiction #dirkjohn #johndirk #fanfic #fanfiction #413 #happy 413 #ao3 link #ao3 fanfic #my writing

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hey alexa play backstabber by kesha

#homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #scourge sisters #4/13 #happy 4/13 #art #artists of tumblr #digital art #digital artist #my art #digitial sketch #blood #i ain't got anything special for 4/13 so take sad gay instead

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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It's time

#not my art

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Karkat in the crab bib

#homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #karkat vantas #art #artists of tumblr #digital art #digital artist #my art #fanart #illustration

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Andrew Wyeth, “Wolves” (detail)

#not my art

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I drew this Alien AU thing in ~2022 hot damn (Hal's a synthetic/android for those who don't know)

#props chin on hand #talk to me about my barely put together self-indulgent homestuck x alien crossover au #hal's totally just a fucking synth dirk scraped together btw he is Not an official product of any company #art #artists of tumblr #digital art #digital artist #gcat #my art #homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #homestuck au #alien #alien 1979 #alien isolation #alienstuck #? #roxy lalonde #hal strider #lil hal #homestuck hal #body horror #blood #gore #horror

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Astarion, the Decadent

#not my art

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Dirk or Hal? I'll let y'all decide

#homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #hal strider #lil hal #homestuck hal #art #artists of tumblr #digital art #digital artist #my art

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True love

#Forgive the shitty quality of this doodle #homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #art #artists of tumblr #digital art #digital artist #my art #sketch #doodle