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Marion: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Sean: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind

Marion: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Jean: *not looking up from her book* Edible.

#candela obscura #marion collodi #sean finnerty #jinnah basar #jean basar #circle of needle and thread #incorrect candela obscura

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Harry: hey dads, I have a problem. I’m in love with a redhead but also with a rude slytherin

James: *glancing nervously at Reg* well… this is awkward

Reg: *glaring pointedly at James* looks like it’s in the Potter genes

#regulus black #james potter

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sirius and regulus are eavesdropping on their parents while they’re discussing politics, and are texting each other whatever they hear.

sirius: did she just say that voldy’s going to enforce a marshmallow?

regulus: a martial law, you gormless git.

#sirius black #regulus black

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lily: what’s the hardest thing for you to say??

james: i was wrong

remus: i need help

peter: no

sirius: worcestershire sauce

#lily evens #lily potter #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #marauders

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jaskier: You’re cute when you’re angry

geralt: well, in that case, I’m about to become really fucking adorable

#geralt of rivia #jaskier #angry

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Regulus: [turning to his cousins and brother] Which side of the family do I look more like? Mum’s or Dad’s?

Sirius:

Andromeda:

Bellatrix:

Narcissa: Who’s going to tell him

#regulus black #sirius black #andromeda tonks #andromeda black #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #awkward family dinner

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Sirius: I look up to you a lot.

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: is it because you’re short?

Sirius: okay, you know what? Fuck you

#sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar

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Remus: it wouldn’t kill you to be nice to your mother once in a while.

Sirius: you don’t know that.

#sirius black #remus lupin

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Robin: *banging on the door* Billy, Open up!

Billy: well, it all started when my parents relationship went to shit-

Nancy: no. She meant the do-

Steve: no! Let him finish!

#robin buckley #billy hargrove #nancy wheeler #steve harrington

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James: Hello people who don't live here

Sirius: Hey

Remus: Sup?

Peter: Hi

Lily: Guys, we gave you a key for emergencies!

Sirius: We were out of doritos

#james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #lily evens #lily potter #peter pettigrew #marauders

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Remus: James thinks he’s so smart. He says that onions are the only food that make you cry.

Remus: So I carved ‘Lily doesn’t love you’ into a watermelon.

Remus: Then I threw it at him.

Remus: He’s still crying on the toilet.

#marauders #remus lupin #james potter #jily

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Steve: people always ask me how I manage the team.

Steve: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning, Bucky called my name, and when I showed up to see what's going on, Sam shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

#steve rogers #captain america #bucky barnes #sam wilson #the falcon

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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.

Geralt: I don't have a boyfriend.

Kidnapper: Then who is this guy that won't stop signing songs about your muscular thighs?

Geralt: Oh fuck you have Jaskier...

#geralt of rivia #jaskier

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Remus: We need to have a talk about your professionalism

Sirius, standing on top of a table with James and Peter: Those are some mighty brave words from a guy standing in lava

20 text posts to 2020 (12/20)

#sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #marauders #the floor is lava

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Sirius: I’ve finally quit drinking for good

Sirius: I now drink for evil!

#alcohol #sirius black

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Nat: What you listening to?

Nat: *grabs headphones*

Clint: No wai–

Nat:

Clint:

Audiobook: It was at this time that Christopher Robin told his friends that the honey had run out. “Oh bother!” exclaimed Pooh.

#natasha romanov #clint barton #black widow #hawkeye

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Klaus: I accidentally broke one of Diego's knives, how long do you think I'll live?

Five: Ten.

Klaus: Ten what?

Five: Nine.

#klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy