jimin: come on, i wanna show you something
jimin: [turns and walks away]
taehyung: nice
jimin: that’s not it but thank you
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namjoon: promise me that you won’t start any fights this time
yoongi: fine, i promise i won’t start any fights
namjoon: thank you
yoongi: i will finish them, though
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namjoon: do you support gay rights?
jeongguk: i am gay
namjoon: he's dodging the question!
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jimin: if you see me lookin zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in me head
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yoongi, about his sub-unit with jimin: we'll need a name
jimin: how about, the bitter pills
jimin: epic failures
jimin: death spiral
taehyung: blind leading the blind incorporated
yoongi: ...we need more time
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Jungkook: Hyung, oh my god. There was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday.
Jimin:
Jimin: That was me with my glasses on.
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taehyung: i would do anything for you, hyung. you want the moon? i’ll get it for you
namjoon: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a regular sleeping schedule
taehyung: i will not
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stranger: [pointing to jimin] hey, is that man bothering you?
yoongi: yeah, but he's my husband so i signed up for this
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yoongi: where is jimin?
namjoon: somewhere disappointing god
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[before an interview but after another episode of run]
bang pd: it would help if you would all show up looking like a loving, supportive group
yoongi: for how long?
bang pd: ten minutes at most
jimin, squinting his eyes: see if you can get it down to five
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jin: i love making short jokes about jimin
jin: they go right over his head
jin: [snickers]
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beomgyu: the best part of an oreo is the cookie part
namjoon: without darkness, light is blinding. without light, darkness consumes all. one cannot live without the other
yoongi: yo socrates, it's a fucking cookie
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