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(870): We're hate flirting, damnit.
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(251): I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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(832): The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
(832): I won.
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(774): Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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(978): Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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(803): Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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(516): Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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(570): Idk if I want to put a bra on
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(207): I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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(614): We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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(410): and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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(403): Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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(610): walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
(215): watch out for the queen of hearts
(610): fuucck i forgot ab her
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(843): Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
(1-843): Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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(409): I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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(303): So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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Hey everyone, got a question!
Do you guys want me to keep putting the texts on the captions of the posts as whole paste ins, or would you like me to switch it to like an x or something with the source link? Wanted to know if you would like the posts better if it were less cluttered.
-modrox
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