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We're hate flirting, damnit.
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I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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(832):
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
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I won.
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(774):
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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(978):
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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(803):
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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(516):
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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(570):
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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(207):
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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(614):
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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(410):
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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(403):
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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(610):
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
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watch out for the queen of hearts
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fuucck i forgot ab her
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(843):
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
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Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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(409):
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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(303):
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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Hey everyone, got a question!
Do you guys want me to keep putting the texts on the captions of the posts as whole paste ins, or would you like me to switch it to like an x or something with the source link? Wanted to know if you would like the posts better if it were less cluttered.
-modrox
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