Maxwell: At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Kepler laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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Cutter doing an employee review: You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Bob: All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Bob: can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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Minkowski: Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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Eiffel: it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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Lovelace: God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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Jacobi: I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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Minkowski, attempting to communicate with the space mutant plant monster: It won't talk to me.
Minkowski: It'll only communicate using scissors
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Jacobi: He's a drill sergeant!
Jacobi: The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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Minkowski: I'm going to be there later than expected.
Minkowski: There was a yo-yo incident...
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Jacobi: Hung over.
Jacobi: Bed full of legos for some reason.
Jacobi: Not getting up.
Jacobi: Come build stuff with me.
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Kepler: if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Eiffel: my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible.
Eiffel: I have my priorities.
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Minkowski, scowling at Eiffel: You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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Minkowski, talking to Eiffel, head in her hands: Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Jacobi, handing out water bottles: I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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