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My internet bill is overdue and I need groceries, so commissions are open and my art has improved. If you're interested, shoot me a message!
sketch - $5
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colored sketch - $10
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shaded sketch - $15
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Line art - $15 (I don't have any to show rn, sorry >^<,)
flat color - $20
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Full Color - $25 (again, I don't have any to show rn, sorry!)
Shaded - $30
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Hey! I’ve been using Cash App to send money and spend using the Cash Card. Try it using my code and you’ll get $5 and Cash App will give me $15 for every person who signs up using my invite!
https://cash.app/app/FZZXMRK
my computer hard disk drive gave out on me and I need some help!
unless I want to keep buying a new hard disk every year or so, I need to upgrade to a solid state drive. I have my eye on one that would allow me to do art live streams and be able to handle the copious amounts of drawing references I use and doodles I do, but the main problem is to get it I need $350 that I don't have and now have no way to earn. Hence why I'm reaching out. if anyone wants to help me get the pc parts I need to keep my pc out of the junk yard and start getting regular art posted again, I'm accepting any money for this endeavor on cash app.
my cash app is $artisticAbomination
You don't have to send large amounts, even as little as a dollar can help. If you can't help with money, you can help by spreading this around.
everyone who sends money will get a profile picture of one of their OCs, sonas or muses once I get my pc back up and running again.
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my computer hard disk drive gave out on me and I need some help!
unless I want to keep buying a new hard disk every year or so, I need to upgrade to a solid state drive. I have my eye on one that would allow me to do art live streams and be able to handle the copious amounts of drawing references I use and doodles I do, but the main problem is to get it I need $350 that I don't have and now have no way to earn. Hence why I'm reaching out. if anyone wants to help me get the pc parts I need to keep my pc out of the junk yard and start getting regular art posted again, I'm accepting any money for this endeavor on cash app.
my cash app is $artisticAbomination
You don't have to send large amounts, even as little as a dollar can help. If you can't help with money, you can help by spreading this around.
everyone who sends money will get a profile picture of one of their OCs, sonas or muses once I get my pc back up and running again.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! @myebi !!! ya rainbow asshole paint gremlin showed up today!!! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S SO CUTE I COULD JUST PINCH HIS ZYGOMATIC BONES TILL THEY LOOK LIKE THE GAY PRIDE FLAG!!!
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Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.
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Continuing the thread
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https://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-containing-oo
get wrecked :)
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Kaboom yes
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working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine
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.... I'm in this post, and I don't like it
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Okay, so true story... as a 24 year old that's short with a baby face, I can't even count on my fingers and toes how many grown-ass people and elderly folks approach me asking if I want a ride somewhere, if I've seen their dog, if I want candy or ice cream, what grade I'm in, or if I could ask my parents to go to a friend's house to sneak off with them to "see something fun". It makes me nearly vomit on the spot when it happens and I always dial the cops when it happens to let them know who to keep tabs on. I've actually had a 70 year old man drag me into his car after I refused to go with him and had dialed 911... the sick part is the cops never showed. I got dragged to a motel (I won't say what this man did to me, because I can't even begin to thing how to properly trigger warning this if I did, it's that heckin bad!!!) and had to sneak out after he fell asleep and convince the hotel staff not to give him his requested wakeup call or disturb him and not to tell him they ever saw me and to convince him he had come back drunk and must have imagined me, hike three cities back home with a dead phone, and the cops still did nothing about it. For any kids out there, don't assume the cops will help. Scream that there's a fire or someone with a gun or knife, anything to get people to look at you, and run into the nearest building or crowd of people, locate a woman that has children and ask her for help. I was out at night alone, away from any of those safeties, walking home from my job when it happened to me. and to any other adults cursed with baby faces like me, I suggest investing in any self defense item that isn't pepper spray, an alarm, a pocket knife, a taser or a gun because many places ban those even if you have licenses for them and there are people immune to sprays and tasers and alarms don't work in unpopulated areas. Since that incident, I carry a military grade baton around with me and no one bats an eye at it. I legit walk into stores and gas stations with this thing out on full display and not once have I been asked to leave or dispose of it (though I wouldn't test your luck with it in a federal building). I've only had to take it out of it's holster once, and the loud click sound it makes when you extend it is usually enough to make people flinch if not panic and run away. no one has messed with me since then because even a weak person can damage a cinderblock with a baton or use it to shove someone away from them. I can shatter bricks with it and yet I can't even do a single normal pushup. Other good, more unorthodox weapons would be whips and riding crops since they're light, easy to carry, and intimidating to most people (so long as they aren't into that kind of thing).Long story short, I think I can speak from personal experience and say pedos can die in hellfire and you need to take precautions against them because they have mentalities that make rocks seem more human than they are because at least rocks don't kidnap children and baby faced adults to fulfil their messed up fantasies.
rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth
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Cursed
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Art advice 👀🎨
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((Teehee found you bestie ! It's me Gori!))
HI!!!!
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Q~Q;
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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"think that's funny, wait till ya see how I gotta ride ta get over there... yeah, I'll be there in a minute." Dante hung up the phone and went searching for his little brother.
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*Cain hummed as he dialed the number on his phone. Bringing it up to his ear, he hoped Dante would pick up this time. He was still trying to figure out what happened between him and Aqua and why Blue was showing such aggression towards him.*
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The line was answered by Dante, though his voice seemed a bit more gravely than usual. "Hey, Cain! Man am I glad you called. Somethin happened. The grey faces are meddlin and uh.... they kinda.... changed my appearance.... uuuuhm..... long story short they used their crazy magic to turn me into Bruiser.... uh... could ya.... warn everyone on your end of things so we can try and avoid misunderstandings? I seem to be really good at causing those."
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"Yeah I'll be over in a bit. I've gotta ask Gears or Chiller to drive me over since I don't fit in my car right now."
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*Cain hummed as he dialed the number on his phone. Bringing it up to his ear, he hoped Dante would pick up this time. He was still trying to figure out what happened between him and Aqua and why Blue was showing such aggression towards him.*
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The line was answered by Dante, though his voice seemed a bit more gravely than usual. "Hey, Cain! Man am I glad you called. Somethin happened. The grey faces are meddlin and uh.... they kinda.... changed my appearance.... uuuuhm..... long story short they used their crazy magic to turn me into Bruiser.... uh... could ya.... warn everyone on your end of things so we can try and avoid misunderstandings? I seem to be really good at causing those."
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