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do you guys ever think about how aubrey is so ridiculously ride or die that a mountain got decapitated before she was willing to admit to literally anyone that dani was given a creepy spellbook by a murderous shapeshifter while unconscious. like if janelle hadnt done that nobody would ever know. few months later danis like "you seriously thought that was gonna slide??" n aubreys lying on the floor like "cant you just be content knowing i wouldnt let a bike gang try to kill you"

#taz amnesty #vampfire

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there’s a new sheriff in town…

#taz amnesty #hollis amnesty

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i think she cut her hair after the last monster because she doesn’t want to be associated with what happened.

(click her!)

#taz amnesty #taz dani

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very bold and (dare i say it) sexy of griffin to make this weeks monster of the week the U.S. federal bureau of investigations

#taz amnesty

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#taz amnesty

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flippers…………………………..

#taz amnesty spoilers

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thacker: i’m everyones dad!

juno, keith: he’s our dad!

hollis, but like really tired about it: boogie woogie woogie

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juno: but the fbi

thacker:

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My dreams are realized. I have finally gotten a canon glimpse of a wacky Pine-Guard-as-roommates slice of life. Justin joked that the game is over and it’s just them yelling at each other about waffles from separate rooms. He has no idea how much I would adore that.

#taz amnesty

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can i get some lovin for the uhhhhhh commitment kids?????

#taz commitment #nadiya jones #chris rembrandt #remy rembrandt #irene baker #oh my god i love them So Much

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i know we all just made up indruck but the idea of a Lawful Neutral Government-Sponsored Tree Babysitter With A Sword falling in love with a Gently Feral Man Who Drinks Nothing But Eggnog To Cope With Being Able To See The Future Who Is Also The Mothman with a shared interest in Nature and Disobeying Fate is possibly the most wild combination ever and im so excited that it got popular

#taz amnesty #duck newton #indrid cold

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universe swapsies

#taz amnesty #aubrey little #ned chicane #taako taaco #taz minerva #merle highchurch #magnus burnsides

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[Image description: a map of kepler drawn to look like a google map. On the right side of the map is a mass of red and black that Griffin illustrated to show where the top of Mount Kepler fell in the latest Amnesty episode. End id]

FUCK THIS IS GOOD

#taz amnesty

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amnesty characters rated by how well they cuddle

aubrey little: 8/10 she’s probably very good at cuddling, but it would be very hot. ideal for winter, not so much for summer.

duck newton: 7/10 while he’s the perfect balance of soft and beefcake, he’s very touch-starved, so he might overdo it and mildly suffocate you. also, beacon is his belt, which makes things awkward.

ned chicane: 4/10 may seem cuddly but he Will steal your wallet. also he demands being the little spoon, it’s non-negotiable.

arlo thacker: 0/10 a wild man even at his best point. probably smells. also he has maybe two people he would want to cuddle with ever.

barclay: 1000/10 he literally invented the phrase “bear hug.” soft in all the right places, especially in bigfoot form. if you can pry ned off of him, it would be peak cuddling.

mama: 5/10 does the “mom hug” but doesn’t have the patience for lengthy physical affection. if you do manage to cuddle with her, it’s pretty good until she kicks you.

dani: 8/10 usually pretty physically affectionate and so well-versed in how to cuddle, but watch out for her sharp edges. also watch out for her cold hands.

jake coolice: 7/10 like dani, he knows the best techniques, but he’s literally freezing and therefore not great for a cozy cuddling sesh. In summer though, everyone will try and absorb that cold by any means necessary including cuddling.

moira: 3/10 she’s a ghost. she does her best though.

hollis: 6/10 if you can convince them to chill for a bit, they’re a very good big spoon. however this is rare and is usually only achievable by like, three people.

indrid cold: 3/10 cold. sharp. touch starved as hell. in a bed he either gets up randomly or falls asleep for three days. however he does cuddle well on a couch so i’ll give him some points. i love him but he’s not cut out for a gentle nap.

minerva: 11/10 gives very solid hugs, and will definitely keep you safe in her big strong arms. she takes multiple power naps throughout the day rather than sleeping for one big chunk so there’s a lot of opportunities.

leo tarkesian: 7/10 he takes a while to get used to each person he ends up cuddling but once he does it’s definitely worth it. his Jock Energy outweighs that he is short so he is usually the big spoon.

#taz amnesty

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[video description: the vague figures of vincent and aubrey from the adventure zone amnesty. They are standing behind the orange crystal of sylvane as dark storm clouds disappear, leaving behind a normal storm. The shot moves to vincent who looks up at the sky in awe and then to aubrey with a questioning face. Aubrey blinks at him and then smiles brightly as she replies to his question. The shot moves to vincent, zooming in on his confused expression. Small cartoon heads of griffin and slint appear when they laugh in the corner. The shot switches to showing vincent’s full body as he continues, a bi flag appearing next to him when he says the word ‘bisexuals’. Aubrey stares at him and then the shot zooms in on her smiling face as she says, ‘yes’, her eye turning the colors of the bi pride flag. End description.]

aubrey little says bi rights

#taz amnesty #aubrey little #taz vincent

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Earth is just god's monster factory and we're all living in it

#nonreblog

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and they were roommates

#taz amnesty #taz amnesty spoilers #aubrey little #duck newton #taz minerva #alcohol tw