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my war elephant: we should attack tonight and sieze the honey by force

my wise elephant: diplomacy with the bees would secure us more honey in the future

my boat elephant: we need more wood for boats

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posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

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priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife

me: i scooby dooby do

priest:

wedding guests:

my wife:

me: babe. please. say something.

#if she's gonna call it off over that she was never the one

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It's awesome to see these sweet boys sharing a sensitive giggle

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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

#legendary post

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but i'm not... but i'm not!!!

concerts are so expensive not because the tickets are pricey but because i have to buy a shirt or two every time. it's the only way i get shirts

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my wallet is really happy i can't make it to the decemberists tour

concerts are so expensive not because the tickets are pricey but because i have to buy a shirt or two every time. it's the only way i get shirts

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concerts are so expensive not because the tickets are pricey but because i have to buy a shirt or two every time. it's the only way i get shirts

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i really like this deep leffen tweet

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

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don’t forget the chronic deja vu

via Elle.cordova on tiktok

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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.