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thatbarricade · 10 days
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Since Pilf mentioned the meme and it was already halfway done in my files
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thatbarricade · 13 days
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Cosette perception of the average physical capabilities of men is ridiculously skewed due her Dad being Frances Buffest Man and it doesn’t come up for ages but one day one of their children gets stuck on the roof or something and Cosette is deeply sceptical of Marius claiming that he can’t scale the outside of the house to fetch them.
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thatbarricade · 21 days
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a loving relationship between a guy who says “wowza!” and a guy who says “hm. intriguing.”
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thatbarricade · 3 months
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so devastating that my writing peaked in ninth grade and that my sole inspiration came from English class required readings. why is my magnum opus a romeo and juliet fanfiction
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thatbarricade · 3 months
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characters who i think wouldve fucked it up at the club:
courfeyrac: goes without saying, he gets all the bitches. but not in like a sex way more of like a makes-out-with-everyone-because-he-can kinda way. can handle alcohol like a champ and is unfazed the next day.
grantaire: he’s so chill, he just hangs out on the couch doped up on some insane weed strain from the local weed connoisseur.
jehan: said local weed connoisseur, also owns a bedazzled vape pen. he does shitty palm readings in the corner for five bucks and wears self-embroidered skinny jeans. sits on every surface.
feuilly: just disappears. no one knows where he goes but he posts the most insane private stories and shows up to work like nothing happened.
thenardier: 30% of people at the club leave with something missing and he’s the reason why. on the watch list but somehow always makes it inside.
valjean: local dilf celebrity, beloved by all. if he drinks enough he starts lifting various heavy objects and everyone cheers him on.
characters who would not have fucked it up at the club:
enjolras: gets pickpocketed 20 minutes in (thenadier) and made fun of for saying “likewise” (grantaire). calls an uber at 6:30 and goes home to rant to himself on a google doc in silence.
combeferre: never went to the club, stayed home on chess dot com.
marius: perpetual victim of “go white boy go” jokes. has to limit his caffeine intake due to a personally diagnosed history of heart palpitations.
javert: once attempted an undercover drug bust and failed miserably, now can’t go within a block of the club without being heckled. does not know what “daddy chill” means.
thinking about how old valjean was when he stole that bread. he should have been at the club etc etc
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thatbarricade · 3 months
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grantaire is like oh please enjolras please i would get on my knees and polish your boots if you would only ask me to. and enjolras is like ok fine here is one very simple task for you. and grantaire’s like oui cher anything pour toi 😘 and proceeds not to do it
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thatbarricade · 7 months
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hand flapping is for normies I stim by punching people and sensing the general horrors of the world
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thatbarricade · 7 months
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i love victor hugo so much bcuz he’ll just say things like “blond enjolras looked like a 17 yr old girl and was the most beautiful to have ever lived. grantaire was soooooooo fucking ugly” and then its on us to unpack that
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thatbarricade · 8 months
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thatbarricade · 8 months
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noo don’t cry about july ending and the time passing, just remember the july poem :)
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thatbarricade · 9 months
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Before you judge Javert, walk a mile in his shoes…..
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thatbarricade · 9 months
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sorry if this is asking too much but can you please tw/cw for france/french people?
... Anon this is a Les Misérables blog?
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thatbarricade · 10 months
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you guys are so mean
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oh so you want me to kill myself (someone just offered me mild constructive criticism)
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Hugo said Courfeyrac was a catboy
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