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Homo Sapiens boy together again with his Neanderthal girl on the first warm day of Spring

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Honestly where does Sam Reich think he gets the right to come into the homes of innocent viewers and sing the Do the Wenis song the exact number of times to make us involuntarily memorize it

I had plans for those neurons, Sam! I had goals, nay, DREAMS for them until you hijacked my defenseless eardrums and tattooed your rhythmic legacy into my psyche!

One day you will have to stand at the gates of heaven and defend your actions, and WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN, SAMUEL? WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN

anyway great episode

#dropout

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

#lmaooo

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he knows how to live a proper life

#haikyuu

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Strong and cold

#blue eye samurai #it’s her

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💜Jellyheart💜

This is definitely my favorite illustration of the year!☺️✨

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a headcanon

this is out of character because he would just come out and say it

(now with alt text in case its too small to read)

#twst #jamikali

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"Divine"

#supernatural #holy shit

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

#🥹 #good omens

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Murderbot doodle

#murderbot

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NEW VERSION. :)

#jrr tolkien #lotr #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE

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The bats have so many folks around, even if they aren't always working together. Enough that folks like to joke/write about Danny just kinda showing up acting like he already lives there. He just kinda blends in.

I'd love to see more magic motivated versions of this. Some kind of spell that affects the bat's perceptions of the past and present, making them actually miss that this boy wasn't with their family too long ago. Maybe it changes their understanding like it's a time line shift, maybe it fogs their mind just a tad and makes them glaze past something like it wasn't even there. I like the second if only because I feel like that would make it more likely for the bats to realize a spell was a foot.

Imagining this from Danny's side, hes terrified this whole time of getting found out. He knows how and when he showed up here and maybe even how flimsy whatever magic is in place is. Imagining a Desiree wish that was either very carefully worded or Not so carefully worded. Maybe he placed himself with the Wayne family with the expectation that he would quietly mooch of some rich idiot until he was ready to be on his own. Or maybe he wished himself to be a part of the batclan, taking up a mask and patroling with them as a bird that Doesn't Exist.

Ofc eventually the spell has to be broken, leaving the bats confused worried scared angry probably even amused, and a billion other things. WHY did this teenager decide to adopt himself into the Wayne/bat family? Who the hell is he and where did he come from. Someone call Zatanna, there is some magic Fuckery going on.

#dc comics #batfam #danny phantom #dp x dc #holy shit that was a rollercoaster

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I wanted to see the twins in the elezen starter gear 'u'

#critical role #cr1

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MERLIN | 2.10 Sweet Dreams

#merlin #merthur #why do they LOOK AT EACH OTHER LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!

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Not "bashing" per say... but to read a story in someone's sandbox will warrant you a sandy hat.

#the sandman #oh. babies #cuties #let him have FUN

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Would Rincewind from Discworld survive Castle Dracula?

I've got multiple asks apiece for Sam Vimes and Moist von Lipwig, but HECK YES I wanna talk about Rincewind!

If Rincewind knows one thing, it's when to run away from a bad situation. The Dead travel fast but Rincewind is faster. Rincewind does not want to be here. Nobody nopes like him. At the very first red flag Rincewind is RinceOUT.

...unfortunately Fate hates him. Inevitably, he ends up sheltering for the night... at Castle Dracula.

(Re: the crucifix, "for your mother's sake" is unlikely to move him, since she ran away before he was born. But Rincewind doesn't shave - he needs his beard, he has too little as it is!)

Rincewind is a coward by birth, upbringing and vocation. He is pretty good at convincing people not to kill him and he usually looks too pathetic to be worth the bother. He is not at all good at convincing people not to force him into heroic roles that he absolutely does not want. But staying alive is pretty much his speciality.

Rincewind is afraid of perfectly ordinary women - he is terrified of the Girlies, and is just as good at running from them screaming as Jonathan is. Better, arguably. I don't think anyone has ever said "I too can love" about him though, and I don't think anyone is going to. Dracula may not rescue him from the Girlies ... but he gets lucky and escapes them somehow.

Fate may hate him, but the Lady think he's her specialist little guy. Rincewind's luck is extraordinary.

And that's the clincher for me. Rincewind is Fate's chewtoy and DEATH's hobby, but he is the champion of an actual literal god, and She is going to pull him through kicking and screaming.

For anyone asking why he doesn't try magic, magic is not going to help him because he's real bad at it. Dracula is an objectively better wizard than he is, and I honestly don't know how this informs their relationship.

...oh man if Dracula takes his hat he's gonna be so mad. So mad.

His one biggest hurdle is going to be the wall due to his crippling fear of grounds. But I think the Lady will have his back on this one, so when he accidentally trips and falls out the window he'll have no choice but to climb. He'll hate ever second of it. But once he makes it down, the Jon-a-Thon is precisely what he's best at.

I sadly don't think Dracula's library is extensive enough to allow him to access L-space.

I do think Rincewind would try to fight Dracula with a half-brick in a sock over the baby steal. Rincewind loves kids and gets occasional bouts of heroism in spite if himself. But the door is locked and he can't get out of his room.

I am fudging this a bit, but I do not believe the Lady will let him die if it can be avoided through sheer dumb luck. And so therefore Rincewind the Wizzard can survive Castle Dracula, but would vastly prefer not to have to

#discworld

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Just like a crow chasing the butterfly dandelions lost in the summer sky When you and I were getting high as outer space, I never thought you’d slip away I guess I was just a little too late.

Shinedown - The Crow & the Butterfly.     

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