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This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 
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Sex redefined
“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”
More on anti-trans arguments as bad science
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In the middle of my sisters breakdown my mom started ordering food
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I’m scared
Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao
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Because of when zoom was a thing, I used to set alarms for each class. NOW whenever I hear an alarm in the morning or whenever I have a panic attack
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AAAAAAAAA
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G o a l s
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Holy shi-
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Please make this go viral.
It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 
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Just send my skin so they’ll be confused af
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This is 100% serious. NASA please shoot me into space thanks
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So these are old laws in Kansas:
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode on Sundays.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
In Derby - It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
In Derby - Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
In Derby - Persons may not "screech" their tires while driving.
In Derby - Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
In Dodge City - It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
In Lang - It is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.
In Lawrence - All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
In Lawrence - No one may wear a bee in their hat.
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In Natoma - It is illegal to throw a knife at any one wearing a striped shirt.
In Overland Park - One may not picket a funeral.
In Russell - Musical car horns are banned.
In Salina - It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
In Topeka - It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
In Topeka - No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
In Topeka - Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.
In Topeka - Snowball fights are illegal.
In Topeka - Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
In Topeka - The ‘Wild West’ is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed.
In Topeka - No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.
In Topeka - No one may scream at a haunted house.
In Topeka - The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
In Wichita - One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
In Wichita - Don’t get carried away in the city parks.
In Wichita - One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
In Wichita - Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.
In Wichita - Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
In Wichita - Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.
Kansas - Be careful about burning rubber when passing through Kansas. Screeching your tires is illegal in the state, and squealing upon acceleration can warrant a $500 fine and/or imprisonment up to 30 days.
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Update: my sister just got into a car wreck.... WHAT THE FU-
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Growing up with your starters
Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter
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Holy bagel please let me have one day of relaxation
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Holy shit they’re cool as fuck
cool beans
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I love this.
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Hope it sells
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It went from marriage to Nazis real fast
I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it. 
It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.
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I GOT MORRRE:
“I disrespect you, goat man”~Shane
“S:I’ve connected the two dots R:you haven’t connected shit S:I’ve connected them”~Shane and Ryan
“(Singing mama Mia unintelligibly)”~Ryan
“Why I’m walking in here by my-fucking-self is beyond me”~Ryan
“I’m thankful for the dead people because at least they tried”- Isabelle
“YEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE WAP, WORSHIP AND PRAYER, COME WITH ME”~Tommyinnit
“God you are 4 of the ugliest fucking kids I’ve ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on, I can’t wait til this bitch kills you.”-Cat ghost stories (anime)
“What the fizzity-uck was that, let’s fizzity-uck and find out.”-ghost stories (anime)
“To hell with right or wrong, BITCH IM ON FIRE.”-ghost stories (anime)
“So far i’ve killed my frog, 2 gerbils, 16 goldfish, a schnauzer and a doxxen, this is the only bastard that’s survived me.”-ghost stories (anime)
“Get your crack head ass into some rehab”-ghost stories (anime)
“My daughters dead and you’re making food jokes”-ghost stories (anime)
“I’m gonna go pray for the homosexual soul.”-ghost stories (anime)
“I don’t care about your cat he’s probably dead.”-ghost stories (anime)
“You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.”-ghost stories (anime)
“RUN SHES A GHOST AND A BITCH.”-ghost stories (anime)
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