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This would lowkey be hilarious with mammon levi or beel (choose whoever u want)
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Obey Me! Brothers react to a GN!MC with (egg) allergies
Hey guys, I’m so sorry I wasn’t active for months :(( I’m back now so requests are open (I don’t take NSFW) and I’ll try posting more often. I used my own allergies for this.  Lucifer:
-Bruh didn’t this dude even read the god damn medical file? 
-Maybe forgot lmao 
-Good job Lucifer
-He offered you a pastry from a high class (naturally) restaurant 
-You didn’t know it had eggs. 
-You ate it and you got your symptoms. 
-Poor Lucifer he was so worried. 
-Makes you drink down that disgusting medicine 
-Lays in bed with you 
-If you throw up, he’ll life your hair up so it won’t get in the way. 
-Will distract you somehow
-He’ll make sure you get a speedy recovery
Mammon:
-Well Lucifer must have told him once before. 
-Must have slipped his mind
-When you got your reaction poor bby was panicking and pacing 
-He gave you your medication 
-istg he probably cried more than you would have-
-In the end, you both fell asleep
Leviathan:-He panics -Fishy boi panics-
-Help him pls-
-He had a panic attack when you had your allergic reaction
-he set his mind straight to his goal- to make you feel better
-He gave you your medicine and you got to sit on his lap
-He was redder than a tomato. 
-You guys watched TSL and anime that night until you fell asleep. 
-I’m sure he was more focused on the fact that you were on HIS lap than what was happening on TV
Satan:
-He wasn’t panicking unlike some people Mammon and Levi 
-He just gave you your meds 
-If you guys aren’t dating... He wouldn’t care too much, but I mean he would care for your health, but not to an amount he would have to sacrifice. 
-He would just give you meds and tell you to get well soon and go back to whatever he was doing. 
-If you guys are dating, he would care a lot-He would take care of you like a personal doctor.
-Give you meds, get in bed with you (NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT GO TO HORNY JAIL) and read to you
-Oh this man would take care of you so well, and trying to take care of you better than Lucifer. 
-Don’t get me wrong, he loves you  but he needs something to brag to Lucifer about. 
Asmodeus:-NO MC YOU HAVE RASHES ALL OVER YOUR BODY
-Will feel guilty
-When you get better prepare for the biggest spa day in the world
-If your rashes haven’t gotten better, Asmo will use a natural cream of some sort to make them go away
-it’s short im sorry i have no ideas rn-
Beelzebub:    
-Guilty asf
-Offered you his food 
-feel honored MC 
-You didn’t know it had eggs in it
-oop
-Beel started to cry and didn’t eat a thing
-spent the entire day taking care of you
Belphegor:
-As soon as he heard you were in pain he jolted up from his deep sleep
-made sure you got your meds 
-WILL baby you
-If you can’t sleep, he’ll sleep with you and make sure you get a good rest
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Obey me! Diavolo and Lucifer with a bored GN!Child!MC
IM SORRY FOR THIS MONSTROSITY
MC: I'm boreddd
Diavolo: Well then, what do you want to do?
MC: I wanna play family!
Lucifer: *walks in* My Lord, I just completed all the paperwork-
MC: Lucifer's the mom! Diavolo you're the dad! I'm gonna be the sibling!
Lucifer: I don't like where this is going.
MC: You guys don't really seem to look like parents... I wish there was a way that you guys would look the part :(
Solomon: I can arrange that.
*The next day*
Beel: Say... Where's Lucifer?
MC: He's hiding in his room.
Levi: Pff why?
MC: Because Solomon gave him a makeover! But he doesn't listen when I tell him it's pretty.
Satan: I know what'll get him out of his room.
Satan: *Tips over a vase full of water*
Lucifer: SATANNNNN-
MC: Lucifer you came out!
Belphie: Hmm-?
Belphie: Pfff- Lucifer why are you wearing a dress
Levi: LMAO What's up with the makeup
Asmo: pff- It's looks beautiful, what do you mean?
MC: See, you're brothers like it.
All the other brothers: *Trying to hide their laughter*
Lucifer: Say another word I'll feed you to Cerberus.
The other brothers: ...
Lucifer: Now, what's for breakfast, I'm hungry.
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First impressions on the characters
So this is what I thought when I first met all the characters in Obey Me!- 
Lucifer:
-I love him 
-marry me marry me marry me marry me pls
-yes folks, that was the moment I turned into a Lucifer simp 
-he looked like that hot, rich, CEO of a business that women probably trip and fall of the Grand Canyon for
-I still simp over Lucifer- 
Mammon:
-Didn’t really like him- 
-He pretty much acted like a dumbass lmao- 
-I spent my 1 month of playing Obey me! roasting him
-After a while the boy really grew on me 
-I’m still not too much of a Mammon simp, but I still love him 
Leviathan:
-Didn’t like Levi
-Like at all-
-IM SORRY LEVI SIMPS
-After I heard about his insecurities and shut in personality 
-I related and loved him 
Satan:
-he looked like a play boy im no cap here
-play boy satan
-He looks like that person who reads in a coffee shop and acts all innpcent but really is a criminal
-i did like him though 
-not as much as lucifer but yes-
Asmodeus:
-James Charles 2.0
-Probably has his own makeup and beauty channel on youtube deviltube
-goes to the beauty salon every hour of each day 
-heavy on makeup
Beelzebub:
-the one hungry giant 
-the one dude in the house who finishes the cake in one day alone
-his hair reminded me of the weasleys from harry potter lmao 
-A baby 
-Looks mean but is really nice
-His frown kills me it’s too cute :(
Belphegor:
-did i like him 
-yes, yes i did
-typical bad boy lmao 
-secretly emo 
Diavolo:
-omg hes so hot i crushed on him instantly 
-whyy 
-he’s tied with Lucifer 
-i love them so much- 
-hides something with that smile
-has a crush on lucifer
-threesome
Barbatos:
-shady butler
-is plotting to kill his master
-no relationship at first
-my feelings were mutual for him 
-wants to become the king
Simeon:
-hes more ancient than my grandpa damn 
-boomer
-boomer i tell you 
-everyone crushes on him 
-literally a dad
Solomon:
-HARRY POTTER
-shady
-watches sad gacha life videos
-had a goth phase
-wants to become a supreme ruler
-harry potter stan
Luke:
-MY BABY 
-i love him so much
-instantly adopted by MC
-He’s probably the one tall kid in class 
-what?
-I mean 5′2 or 5′3 is considered tall for a 10 year old
-i think
-I just wanna protect him from the harsh world 🥺
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Lucifer I have some questions... (Obey me! crack)
*Late in the night*
MC: Hey Lucifer?
Lucifer: Yes MC?
MC: I have a few questions...
Lucifer: Go on.
MC: Did you have a baby shower when you had Satan?
Lucifer: A baby sho-
MC: And if you were pregnant with him, who's the dad? OMG is it Diavolo?!?!
Lucifer: No of course-
MC: Thanks for answering my questions Lucifer!
*MC walks out*
Lucifer: What in the Devildom did I just tell them?
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The brothers and dateables with a child!reader
I wrote this in the morning in my friends house. Sorry if this HC ends up shitty lmao.
Lucifer:
-what
-WHAT 
-WHY in the name of Diavolo is there a CHILD here??
-He’ll be cold towards you at first. 
-But he warmed up to you and only to you when you came to him crying after a nightmare
-He’s 100000% dad material 
-He’ll be strict if you don’t finish your tasks, but will help if you need it
-buys you everything
-when you had to leave he was ACTUALLY crying
-mammon took a picture lets pray lucifer won’t find it 
Mammon:
-bro he actually hated you
-not only does he have to babysit watch over a human, but they’re a child too?!
-don’t worry, this thought would go away quickly because you two became super close like brother and sister
-you came crying to your “big brother” because some kids were bullying you
-when mammon heard this ahahaha
-big brother™ is activated 
-he kicked their asses and told them not to bother you
-when it was time for you to leave nooo he was so sad it was like taking goldie away from him 
-he hugged you and kissed your forehead before you left to go back home
Leviathan:
-again he didn’t like you at first 
-children are loud and annoying and he doesn’t need that
-he sort of shut himself in even more because of you
-UNTIL you knocked and asked if you could come in 
-great... 
-but what you said shocked him the most 
-”can we play video games together?”
-you guys started off with minecraft
-now after that you guys have weekly sleepovers and you play games and watch anime and of course the iconic tale of the 7 lords
-you guys got really close but when you left Levi shut him in, and saved whatever you’ve built in the video game. 
Satan:
-So this man
-he had mixed feelings
-he liked you but also didnt yk? 
-he helped you with your homework, and through that you guys became super close
-you two would mess with lucifer
-you two would play pranks on lucifer
-you two would tease lucifer
-you two would annoy lucifer
-poor lucifer
-you guys read together and he always tried to push you your max
-when you had to leave he wasn’t that sad
-you weren’t dead
-but he still was a bit disappointed because he would really miss you
Asmodeus:
-Ah now out of all of them he hated you the most 
-children are snobby, slobbery, snot sneezing, germ coughing, disgusting things 
-he avoided you at all costs until you unexpectedly came up to him and asked him to teach you how to put on makeup
-he didn’t want to ruin your skin so he ordered those kiddy makeup kits from amazon akuzon
-after that he invited you fore his spa days and skin care routines and you guys became best friends
-you went shopping together and he bought you clothes that other kids your age would dream to have
-like a unicorn tye-die
-no im just kidding
-after you left he still kept your kiddy makeup kit, in memory of you
Beelzebub:
-now he actually liked you 
-you guys became closer as you asked him for something to eat 
-but unsurprisingly there was nothing there so you two went to the store and brought food
-he thought of you as a little sister
-you guys were always together
-and you got piggyback rides uwu
-when you had to leave omg he was so sad :( 
-he kept eating more than he did
-he really loved you a lot
Belphegor:
-ah so there would be two routes for this one
*if he killed you
-guilty guilty guilty guilty
-how could he have killed a child?!
-he avoided you because he thought you were scared of him 
-but he was shocked when you slept right next to him and hugged him 
-he hugged you back and you both slept together
*if he didn’t kill you
-no he didn’t like you
-children were not his forte
-he just made sure he locked the door every time he would sleep so you won’t disturb him.
-poor you bby 
-you became close to belphie because of beel and after knowing you for a while he really liked you
-he remembered his times with Lilith when he was with you
-when you had to leave it pained his heart because he just got to know you and now you’re leaving 
Diavolo:
-another one who liked you 
-you two would have tea parties and for your sake he
-yes the prince and future king of the devildom
-wore a dress for you during your tea parties
-you guys would go roam the streets together
-he would hold your tiny hand so you wouldn’t get lost
-WILL spoil you 
-you want this? fine lets go take this to the register
-you want the whole store? one minute.
-he saw you as his own child
-when you had to leave he was really sad 
-like really really sad :( 
-plans on bringing you back because you were his tiny ray of sunshine in a dark, dark realm
Barbatos:
-he was like satan he liked and didn’t like you at the same time
-you guys got close when you asked him if you could bake cookies with him
-how could one say no to that smile of yours?
-you guys baked cookies and they tasted SO good 
-now i really want cookies
-you guys kept baking more and more sweets
-istg by the time you get back home you would be a master chef
-when you left for home he never thought much of it because he knew you would come back
-why am i not surprised he knew
-sneaky mf
Simeon:
-he adopted you
-change my mind 
-he adopted you and luke thats FINAL 
-you simeon and luke would bake and cook when it’s solomons turn for dinner
-sorry not sorry sol
-simeon was like a dad
-but unlike lucifer he taught kindness and compassion VERY MUCH like an angel
-when you all had to leave to return to your own realms, you made simeon and luke friendship bracelets
-simeon takes good care of it 
Solomon:
-He didn’t like you either
-im sorry they were programmed this way :(
-he warmed up after you asked him to help you with your potions homework
-then he started teaching you magic
-you became shady with him 
-in return for him teaching you magic, you teach him cooking 
-seriously solomon even a CHILD can cook better than you
-He wasn’t sad when you guys had to leave because you guys were in the same realm and thanks to magic, he could just appear wherever you are
Luke:
-you guys became best friends
-tell me otherwise
-you guys were in a world filled to the brim with demons, and your only hopes of surviving are eachother
-after a while of being friends, he started to develop a crush on you (REMINDER: you are a child in this HC too. pedophiles are absolutely disgusting)
-you two bake together a lot and you guys usually watch disney movies together
-when you had to leave it was so sad
-you gave him and simeon a friendship bracelet
-he still wears it to this day
A/n: I’m sorry this came out bad my friend is not a morning person so I had to do something so I just wrote this-
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Brothers + Diavolo with a dead MC
Lucifer:
-He pulls himself into his work even more
-Barely leaves his study
-Workaholic 
-He replays your happiest memories together
-Never cries in front of anyone else because of his pride 
-”Why MC? Why did you have to leave me...”
Mammon:
-Absolutely devastated 
-Goes out gambling more and gets punished by Lucifer more often 
-Sometimes sits in your room and spaces off 
-”M-MC... Please come back...”
Leviathan:
-Almost never leaves his room 
-The only time he does leave is when Lucifer drags him out 
-Repeatedly watches your favorite anime/TV show
-Only talks to Henry 2.0 
-”This was MC’s favorite anime/TV show...”
Satan:
-He was angry 
-He was at angry at his brothers 
-He was angry at you 
-Mostly he was angry at himself 
-Gets mad over the most tiniest things but remembers that your wouldn’t want that for him
-He spends his time in his room and rereads your favorite book 
-The one person he truly loved was gone... 
-Just like that 
-”No no... MC wouldn’t want me to do that...”
Asmodeus:
-Asmo... 
-He’s a tricky one 
-Went out partying more 
-He never slept with anyone again 
-Stopped caring about his looks
-He sometimes forgot you were even dead 
-Acts as if you were there
-Then remembers what happened
-”Good morning MC!-... Oh...”
Beelzebub:
-No no no... This couldn’t happened...
-First his sister and now you... 
-He started to eat less, which shocked his brothers
-He remembers all your happy memories together
-Cries a lot 
-He would often cook your favorite food and keep it at the foot of your grave
-”Here MC, I made your favorite”
Belphegor: 
-Sleeps a lot more 
-he blames himself 
-You brought his family together 
-you made his brothers happy 
-you made him happy 
-it was like living in a dream 
-that turned into a nightmare 
-dreams about you, Beel, and him living together forever
-atleast there he could get the happy ending hes always wanted...
-”It was supposed to be you, me and Beel MC...”
Diavolo:
-He was never the same again
-He was never the cheerful prince 
-He went from very chatty and excited to quiet and reserved
-He had a royal painter paint your portrait from a picture on his D.D.D
-Dia often talked to your portrait 
-He truly loved you 
-But you left him with his heart in tiny pieces
-”MC I was planning on adding more students to the exchange program, what do you think?”
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Obey me! Brothers human world jobs
Lucifer:
-I see him as an owner of a huge ass company 
-he gives off “boss” vibes, yk with his outfit and all 
Mammon: 
-Model 
-He even works as one in the Devildom
Leviathan: 
-Maybe a youtuber 
-Who posts gaming content 
Satan:
-I honestly see him as writer
-Or maybe a detective based off his likes and interests
-I’ll let you guys decide
Asmodeus: 
-I feel like he would be something regarding fashion and styling 
-I would say a fashion designer or makeup artist? 
Beelzebub: 
-A sports player 
-yes 
-Like Mammon, he does this in the Devildom too. 
Belphegor: 
-This one was hard but I feel like he would probably be something simple that doesn’t need too much work 
-probably still something big 
-maybe a model or a singer
-You have some competition now Mammon 
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Brothers reacting to MC being a doctor in the human world
 I waited for someone to make this HC lmao 
Lucifer: 
He knew 
Of course he did
It’s Lucifer we’re talking about
He read it in your files
You usually tell him all about some of your past patients 
the funny and sad stories 
if you look carefully he’s blushing 
once he realized he was blushing he turned away 
call him out your in trouble 
Good luck MC 
Mammon:
Lucifer hung him up
Levi’s laughing his ass off
You were just walking to go get something from the kitchen 
poor bby was screaming for help 
You untied him and he fell to the floor and broke his wrist 
yes 
the great mammon broke his wrist 
Luckily enough you were a doctor, so you helped to bandage up his wrist 
you explained how you were a doctor in the human world 
tsundere baby was shocked 
“So MC, how much money do ya make?
Leviathan:
He was cosplaying 
As a doctor from an anime with a long name that my dumbass can’t come up with 
You said it didn’t look anything like a real doctor’s uniform 
Bby is sad 
You said that you were a doctor and you didn’t mean it as an offense 
pls cheer him up 🥺
Satan: 
He was researching on humans 
Didn’t yall see this coming?
He knew before that humans had different professions 
angry boi got curious and asked you what you worked as in the human world 
You told him you were doctor 
he was shocked and impressed 
now he asks you a whole lot of questions about the human body
Asmodeus:
You two were painting your nails 
yall were gossiping talking 
until you told him you told him you were a doctor
Why, MC? 
Why did you tell him? 
Now enjoy getting inappropriate jokes and comments 
You brought this on yourself 
I wish you good luck 
Beelzebub: 
He got hurt 
bby got hurt 
BEEL GOT HURT CALL THE AMBULENCE 911 EVERYONE 
Beel being... well Beel... he didn’t really feel anything 
He texted you what happened and asked for you to bring the first aid kit 
You rushed to his room 
you fixed up his injury leaving the poor bby shocked
you explained that you were a doctor 
pls take care of him he deserves so much love 🥺 💙
Belphegor: 
he was napping 
Of course he was 
it’s Belphie we’re talking about
He rolled around in his sleep and hit the end of closet on his right
Yep folks 
He hit his head on the closet 
He woke up and texted you to come to his room 
you came and saw a bruise on his forehead 
Nooo tsundere bby 
You patched up his bruise 
You told him your profession in the human world 
He put the pieces together 
He was too tired to care and went back to sleep
I hope this is good enough 😔
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