thatoneteadrinker666

[thatoneteadrinker666]

how you doin you goofy lil goober

W e l l

I am alive yes

School has been kicking my behind so I’ve forgotten about creating stuff and tumblr (very sad)

but other than that I am uhhhh ok

wat about you

#ask #I have literally been so busy just edumacating #I have gotten grown away mcyt #but hey maybe I’ll get back into it cuz I started playing Minecraft again #but I’ve been adulting for sooo long it suckssss #my writing is probably so rusty #and that is my update

[thatoneteadrinker666]

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

[thatoneteadrinker666]

*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3

#heheheh suffer #my namesake #RISE #RISEEEEEE #WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN MINTNESS #LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[thatoneteadrinker666]

💯🙏💛🟨👍

#💚👈👉👁🦠 #ok the last one was for proving a point #i don’t talk about germs often #the others make sense hee hoo

[thatoneteadrinker666]

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

#light pink telemagenta and a Guinea pig #not bad

[thatoneteadrinker666]

Heyyyy y’all! It’s been a while- mainly because I had school and also really bad depression for the longest time. Admittedly the depression is still here and school is in a week but heyyyyy at least I wrote something! So yeah addition to extermination au-

A Hat Unfit to Wear

Warnings: mentions of digestion, ambiguous ending, fear, definitely not safe vore, Wilbur back at it again

Eret squinted, trying to make out a face from the flesh colored blur of his attacker. Normally Fundy would’ve helped describe their surroundings, but he’d vanished about twenty minutes ago. So Eret was left on his own to navigate his environment. Normally it was empty. But today, apparently not.

“Who are you? What are you doing here?” He asked, straining to see the owner of the warm hand he was caught in.

They only laughed, bringing Eret closer to their face, the mouth specifically, which turned up into a grin. “I’m the one they call to fix things. Things that you and your little friend and the rest of your kind ruin.”

“My friend? Fundy? You saw him?” Eret ignored what they’d said in favor of focusing on Fundy. She liked Fundy a lot. They were good friends. She’d like him back.

“Ohh. Fundy. Fun-dy. He was fun. I definitely saw him. I could..bring you to him.”

Eret perked up, ignoring a slight dribble of drool that slid near his face. “Yes! That would be so kind of you!” She beamed.

“I am kind, aren’t I? Fixing things for very little pay. Reuniting.. whatever you two were.” The giant scoffed.

“Were..?”

——

Wilbur snapped his jaws over the borrower and slurped them up, shoving his tongue into their face. They didn’t react immediately like most, instead patting and feeling over it with their tiny hands. And then shrieking.

“No! Please! I just want to see him again!”

Wilbur only laughed, curling his tongue around the borrower and pulling them close to his throat. They were slower to struggle than most. It seemed they had to feel around first before struggling. Less fun than the other one. Though he could still feel the little hairs of their tail tickling the back of his throat. Wilbur brought his chin up and let the borrower slide into his throat with a cute little shriek.

He let them squirm for a bit, grinning at the desperate clutching for the back of his tongue. They’d caught on by now, what was going to happen to them. Took them long enough. Wilbur placed a hand over his throat and swallowed heavily, enjoying the familiar feeling of a lump moving down his throat. Job done.

——

Eret gasped for air, trying to press out at the esophageal walls so he could have even the slightest bit of space. The giant must have been lying. He clawed at the flesh. But she couldn’t avert her fate. With a groan she slid into the active stomach, landing in a puddle of… well she couldn’t tell. Eret scrambled up to a stand, squinting around. His eyesight was already somewhat testy. And now the darkness of the stomach wasn’t helping.

“Please.. please let me out.” Eret begged, pressing against the churning walls.

“I think not. Plus, you wanted to see your friend again. I think you’ll find him soon enough.” The giant cackled, jostling their stomach around.

Eret stumbled and slipped, once again splashing into the puddle. And something touched their hand. She grabbed it and held it up to her face. There were holes all throughout the fabric. It was barely held together by pieces of string. But even with his eyesight and the lack of any light source, Eret could tell what it was. It was Fundy’s hat.

#tw vore #tw vore reference #tw vore mention #mcyt g/t vore #extermination au #mcyt vore #fimally something new #I’ve returned kinda #at least a little bit #haha #anyway here #now I scuttle away again

[thatoneteadrinker666]

pick one. this is your new roommate

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#I GOT JERMA #YEAHHHHH #this house is gonna be so funny

[thatoneteadrinker666]

The real anomaly is why tf people are simping more over Miguel O'Hara (conventionally attractive male) than over The Spot (absolutely morally fucked up silly humanoid figure) is this Tumblr or Wattpad, guys?

#Cuz he’s got giant fuckin tiddies!!!! #huge whomperdompers!!! #big man boobs!!! #pecs!!! #it’s quite simple really

[thatoneteadrinker666]

Okay since like everyone I know has a master list I will be making one too for ease of access for like everyone stumbling across this blog. It’s always gonna be a wip cuz I’m pretty sure I’m missing some stuff

Note: there are aus with soft vore, fatal vore, and bunch of other things. This blog is sfw tho! Just yeah uhhh enjoy lmfao

thatoneteadrinker666’s Masterlist

Extermination Au:

First Idea

Chicken or Pork?

Finding a Colony

Career Day

The Lucky One

Tiny Escape (a drabble)

Food Aggression Snippet

Sudden Willingness

A Hat Unfit to Wear

Tags related to the au: #extermination au, #ask, #Bothersome Borrowers, #tw vore

Keeper Au:

No official posts yet aisjjsskj this has gotta be updated

Tags related: #keeper au, #ask, #tw vore

Reader inserts:

Too Sweet?

Lacking Logic

The Local Drunk

Bird Brain

Prison Food

Prison Food (crunch special)

Potato Fields in the Sun

Hanger is Best Avoided

Card Games Not Pog

BBH Noms

Snacky Snack

Dream Noms

Tags related: #reader insert, #tw vore

Other various works:

Vacation Gone Bad (Good?)-Summer exchange gift

Snowdrift Surprise-Secret Santa gift

His Family-not vore, just a request

#i think I got everything #and I hope the links work ahahah #anyway #tw vore #tw vore reference #tw vore mention #mcyt g/t vore #mcyt vore #ask #extermination au #keeper au #reader insert #thatoneteadrinker666’s masterlist

[thatoneteadrinker666]

#literally stop calling me outtt #suffering creatively twice #suxs #help me man

[thatoneteadrinker666]

Uhhhh tbh I forgor I had tumblr because I’ve been grinding summer classes n stuff

hey y’all who still follow me wassup

#not vore

[thatoneteadrinker666]

Hmph I did definitely let you catch me >:|

And wait a second- if you can eat people your size then why eat borrowers like me?

🤨 I’m just a little guy who is definitely not edible

But hey since I’m protected and now not delicious to you it’s none of my business

Hey, it’s been a while, have some cookies :3

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C O O K I E

*grabs*

Ayup how’s it been?

#special :) #not that people can eat ne anyway #I’m so hard to eat #yep #tw vore reference #tw vore mention #tw vore

[thatoneteadrinker666]

It just fits! And I’m just so clever and cunning and- I totally absolutely let you catch me yep-

Totally meant that to happen absolutely uh huh yep I saw it coming absolutely

And I guess I don’t need protection but it’s always good to have a meat shield I mean back up! Just in case mmhm yep :))

Hey, it’s been a while, have some cookies :3

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C O O K I E

*grabs*

Ayup how’s it been?

#hehe I’m a special borrower I’ve got safety #can’t eat this! #I’m inedible! #hell yeah babey #tw vore reference #tw vore #tw vore mention

[thatoneteadrinker666]

#I LOVE GREEN #YEAHHHHH BABEYYYY #GREEEEEEEEEEEN #IF YOU DONT LIKE GREEN ILL FIGHT YA #FAV COLOR RIGHT HERE #WOOOOOOOOOOO

[thatoneteadrinker666]

Heheheheh I am VERY quick and clever >:) I am hard to eat and also hard to catch in order to eat

Sooooo maybe preds shouldn’t even bother cuz I’m just so fast and quick and clever UwU

Hey, it’s been a while, have some cookies :3

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C O O K I E

*grabs*

Ayup how’s it been?

#pushing my luck and teasing preds #that’s what I do #i can’t just not do it #tw vore #tw vore reference #tw vore mention

[thatoneteadrinker666]

immunity hee hee hee can’t touch this

though I’m such a mischievous little borrower I love teasing preds it’s like second nature

It’s so fun to tease giants

Hey, it’s been a while, have some cookies :3

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C O O K I E

*grabs*

Ayup how’s it been?

#like what can you do? I’m just a lil guy #I’m just a lil guy you can’t hurt me #but you probably can’t catch me either #hee hee I am definitely feeling mischievous today #tw vore #tw vore reference #tw vore mention

[thatoneteadrinker666]

*SNATCHES*

Hehehehe sounds like I’ve got immunity from you >:) safe from being eaten!

One less giant to worry about- and also easy to tease since you can’t eat me >:)

Hey, it’s been a while, have some cookies :3

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

C O O K I E

*grabs*

Ayup how’s it been?

#yeahhhhh babeyyyyy #easy prey for teasing #haha get it #cuz pred and… #yeah #haha #tw vore #tw vore reference #tw vore mention