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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

#i need all 6 spider-man plushes and my panda to sleep #its for safety

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every three episodes laurance has to drop several paragraphs dedicated to psychoanalyzing garroth and I think that's beautiful. I think that's true love right there. he spends a truly impressive amount of time pondering what the hell is Wrong with that guy, and i understand. so do I man.

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Do you think when aphmau saw grown Levin for the first time all she could see was the man she had just lost?

It wasn’t even thirty minutes ago she saw the same blonde curls and blue eyes in the light underneath the tree canopy. Only then was Aphmau able to understand what Garroth had given up for her and Laurance. Only then did Aphmau understand what had been stolen from Garroth. The resemblance had always been there but she hadn’t known what Garroth looked like when he was a child. She wondered if in a few years would Levin’s brow crease in the same place as Garroth when he was stressed. Would Levin catch Garroth in age by the time they saw each other again? Or, would Aphmau be left with a constant reminder of what she could never have? Aphmau only then understood how young she is as she looked at her son take on the same pressure she nearly crumbled under.

#break my heart and stomp on it for good measure #aphmau #minecraft diaries #aphmau mcd #laurance zvahl #mcd rewrite #garmau #garrence #garroth ro'meave #larmau #mcd garroth #levin mcd

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**For the people asking I found the ring HERE

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Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter

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I JUST WANT A GIRLFRIEND

preferably 3 of them. and yeah, they'd smoke weed. :(

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Jade, Leigh Anne and Perrie should get the band back together and appear as a crucial plot point in trolls 4

#if nysnc could do it so can they #they would slay as a trolls girl band im just saying #i just miss them #unite trolls and little mix please dreamworks #its what the people want #i am the people

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Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?

#why are the men eating tampons? #just put them in hotels #its not that hard

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The "terrorists" being literal children

How zionists talk about the murder of 4, 8 and 10 years old children

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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MCD - S2 E52 "A Phoenix Drop Wedding" Highlights

-"So...Levin..when do you think you're going to be married huh?" -Aph 2016

-Cadenza screaming and screaming and screaming some more when asked to make Emmalyn's dress

-"...Aphmau, do you know how much work it is to sit around and look handsome?" -Logan 2016

-Katelyn being scared of Cadenza

-Chad G. Augustine Au'Leopold III officiating the wedding

-"DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME TRIBES IN THE GAL'RUK REGION HAVE THE BRIDE AND GROOM DANCE IN FIRE TO IGNITE THE SPARK OF LOVE?! COME HERE AND I'LL PUT SOME FIRE DOWN SO EMMALYN AND KENMUR CAN DANCE!" -Chad G. Augustine Au'Leopold III 2016

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The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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Annabeth: Thalia we need to tell you something

Thalia: ok what is it

Percy: we're dating

Thalia: and this is News? I've known for the last 2 years

Annabeth: we got together a week ago?!??

Thalia: than what the fuck were you doing before???

Artemis, in the distance: language Thalia

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Do u ever think about how much Laurence cares for his friends?? Despite them not looking in the o n e obvious place where he could be and missing out on 3 years of friendship, he still cared s o much for their safety. He warned them about shad and gene and their arrival, and after he literally says “they better made it out safe.” After all of these years he still acts like a guard. After all of these years they’re still his dear friends to him.

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