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the problem (/j) with tango's binary-encoded factory isn't that i don't understand what he's saying. it's that i do understand it, but i have no clue how the fuck he did that in minecraft

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HELP MEEEE

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professional minecraft gamers touch grass (not clickbait) (real) (colorized)

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Non-redstoners trying to redstone: the magic of the glowing red ores is one of the great mysteries of the world that few have mastered. But with careful study, observation, and practice I too may be able to harness its powers

Literally anyone trying to use an armor stand: Cleo is a witch and if I touch their spell book I will die or be haunted for the rest of my days by the aftershocks of magic I will never comprehend

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omg wait i could make [character] pearl aboriginal

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was going to make a post about reintroducing the time honoured fandom tradition of making white characters poc to mcytblr because in the few years between leaving in like 2017 and rejoining in 2021 everyone got really vehemently against it. and then i remembered how white this fandom is and got scared

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collapses on the floor and Dies

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redstone has a tendency to build up in the body over time. this most noticeably manifests in progressive changes to the color of the eyes, eventually turning the sclera and iris entirely red

mumbo was, of course, unaware of this, and feels so silly for forgetting to develop symptoms that he has since refused multiple lucrative offers to participate in research studies

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i'm staring at this like. one. hilarious april fool's prank. two. i wasn't lying about vr videos making me nauseous so i'm debating if it's worth watching to see the nonsense. three. i'm staring at the anon who, apropos of nothing, suggested life series in vr, and then the anon who suggested naming it real life, and quietly losing my mind because i don't know how you would have predicted that??? i don't know how you would have managed to predict it????? were the actual ccs in my inbox tormenting me or is apollo laughing at some poor anon?????????? i feel entirely bamboozled it's too sleepy rainy of a day for me to handle this?????????????? what the fuck,

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in honor of april fools i feel the need to remind everyone of this again

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theres something so funny to me when hermits are talking about redstone and theyre like "and then theres an etho hopper clock here-"

like. of course they use etho hopper clocks, itd be weirder if they actively avoided using it, considering its like. a redstone thingy that is very useful and still works even after all this time, and from what i understand it was like. a pretty big deal in terms of useful things you could do with redstone back when he first made it because it opened up ways to do even more things with redstone

and like for the most part theyve probably been referring to that particular thing as an etho hopper clock for longer than theyve even known etho personally, considering the etho hopper clock predates his joining hermitcraft by at least 1-2 years, and several of the other hermits joining hermitcraft by even more. so of course they still call it that

on a related note, most of them likely had at least heard of etho before meeting him, even if they didnt personally watch him (tho i know some did) since he was an old school minecraft youtuber. like his original season 1 of "lets play minecraft" started when minecraft was so new it hadnt been officially released yet. literally back in minecraft alpha. he was a minecraft youtuber OG

so with those two points taken into consideration it completely makes sense that "etho hopper clock" is something ingrained into the terminology of anyone that does stuff with redstone somewhat regularly. theres no reason it wouldnt be

but when you put it into contrast with like. their actual interactions with etho. it kind of cracks me up???

its like. in my head the vibes are this: imagine building something and being like "okay guys, for this machine we need to use an archimedes screw, which is named of course after its inventor archimedes, a man so genius that to this day he is regarded as one of the most brilliant inventors and mathematicians to ever walk this earth" and then like thirty minutes later you go to a restaurant and you see archimedes, of classic antiquity fame, trying to eat a sandwich but the ingredients keep falling out in increasingly comedic manners. so you of course call him pathetic to his face, and then ask if he wants to try out your new totally-not-a-scam product that you carry on you at all times for opportunities like these. and for some reason he doesnt just say yes, but buys two

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well, uhmmm.... hm

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muppet themed names for some hermits:

juppet hills (classic)

xuppetvoid

griuppet

goodtimeswithscuppet

cuppet135

zeduppet

pearluppetmoon

zuppetcleo

ethuppetslab

muppet juppet

bdoubleuppet100

vintage buppet

docmuppet77

... Fuck it yeah I'm on board

#I think zeduppet is actually Zeds true form. #hermitcraft