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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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Found this in the tip jar at the end of my shift
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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So this happened today..
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So today i..
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Accidentally sent the request candler to the GROUP CHAT FROM LAST WEEK AND NOT TO MY MANAGER... 😭😭
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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Gonna watch sweet home while reading the webtoon to see how accurate it is
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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This happens at a subway with a different owner
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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my new year’s resolution is to stop
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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At least I get off early tho
When your work place is understaffed so you can't take a sick day 🙃
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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When your work place is understaffed so you can't take a sick day 🙃
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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what if i….. never said a single word ever again 
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man
Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”
“Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”
“Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”
“Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”
Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?
“One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”
“Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”
Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”
The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”
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Customer yesterday at work
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Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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Whoever pissed off mother nature
FIX IT.
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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Watch "NF - LOST ft. Hopsin" on YouTube
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Guys..
GUYS!!!
Nf and Hop did a song together
🖤🖤
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thats-so-kaylie · 3 years
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i trust tumblr info more than i trust twitter info
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