i think we should all consider getting emotional over this xkcd. as a group. let's get emotional about it
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First thing he did when we moved into the new place was figure out how to open the closet door and grin devilishly
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“Where have all the good women gone?”
Idk man have you checked the abandoned wells?
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Egg mass of a conical moonsnail illuminated by the moon. ©Kandy Curran
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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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I'm going to lose
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Anyways, calling shoplifting “urban foraging” is very funny, a useful euphemism, should be done more often.
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YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different
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