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thatsmammon · 3 years

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Mammon: Please, Mc… After everything we went through together. You can’t do this. Mc: I’m sorry, Mammon. Mammon: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. Mc: It has to be done… Mammon: Mc: Mammon: Mc’ placing a draw-4 card: Uno.

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thatsmammon · 3 years

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MC, thinking: Hm, I wonder what Levi is thinking about?

MC, thinking: Gosh, he’s so cool and mysterious!

Levi, internally: *anime opening music*

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thatsmammon · 3 years

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Mc: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Satan: Yes!

Mc: You’re thinking about having sex with Lucifer?

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thatsmammon · 3 years

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how to be seductive:

head tilt

hooded eyes

raised eyebrow

little smirk

how to be evil:

head tilt

hooded eyes

raised eyebrow

little smirk

do you see the problem

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thatsmammon · 3 years

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Imagine: Singing “I Did Something Bad” every time you get lectured by Lucifer

This is my second post that mentions Taylor Swift, I swear I listen to other music lol

TW: Language, mentions of physical punishment

“Y/N. I know you snuck out last night with Asmo to go clubbing. Do you have any idea how dangerous--”

“THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD, THEN WHY’S IT FEEL SO GOOD”

The first time he’s so thrown off that you get away with it

‘What the hell just happened? Did they just sing aggressively at me?’

Then the next time, you and Mammon are getting lectured for gambling

“Mammon, I absolutely expected this from you, but Y/N? What were you thinking? I’m very disappointed--”

“MOST FUN I’VE EVER HAD, AND I’D DO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IF I COULD”

You might have gotten away with it the first time, but y i k e s now you’re in trouble

Mammon is looking at you in absolute horror

“Oi, human!!! What’re you doin’??? Do you have a death wish???”

You’re not strung up from the ceiling like Mammon, but you do receive some corporal punishment (and not the fun kind)

The NEXT time (wow you’re getting yourself into a lot of trouble, aren’t you Y/N?) you, Belphie, and Satan are being reprimanded for pulling a very funny prank

You lean over to Satan and whisper “if a man talks shit, then I owe him nothin’.”

And Lucifer’s like, “What was that, Y/N?”

Satan is barely holding it together

“Oh, nothing, sir :).”

Lucifer continues, “You three’s ‘harmless’ pranks are getting quite out of hand, and I am putting my foot down--”

“THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD, THEN WHY’S IT FEEL SO GOOD”

Satan and Belphie are losing their shit because they know Lucifer doesn’t have it in him to punish his human too badly

Lucifer is just standing there like >:( (you know the face)

Yeah, you are all punished, but as far as the “Formerly Anti-Lucifer League” is concerned, it was absolutely worth it (it always is)

Then, you and Satan sneak a kitten into the house

You’re playing with it in his room and having a grand old time

And then Lucifer breaks the fucking door down

“I can smell that thing from a mile away, what are you thinking--”

“THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD, THEN WHY’S IT FEEL SO GOOD”

And then Satan joins you because he learned this song just to piss Lucifer off

Needless to say, the cat is now gone and you both get your asses beat

Lucifer takes most of his anger out on Satan, however, because he doesn’t want to break the human because he’s a softie for you that wouldn’t look good for the exchange program

Satan thinks it was worth it to see the sheer horror on Lucifer’s face at both of you singing together

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #lucifer obey me #satan obey me #mammon obey me #belphegor obey me #obey me imagines #obey me mc #imagine #taylor swift

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thatsmammon · 3 years

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