wasted away again in margaritaville
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"congress investigating now :) but i stay silly :3" is honestly such a serve I've been thinking "but i stay silly :3" all day... holy fucking bingle
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The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it
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I had a dream where Jerma was being sued and streamed the deposition hearing and chat just looked like this the whole time
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Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.
Girls inbound. Get ready!
Wave 1/10
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The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.
When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”
His nickname was Red Beard.
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katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end
me reading that shit at 15:
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