is that a speaker in your pants or is your penis loud as fuck and singing beautiful songs to me
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Wei Wuxian | The Untamed
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"Cynthia Orythia Var. (China)." The Entomologist's Text Book. Written and illustrated by John Obadiah Westwood. 1838.
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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THE MONEY'S IN, WE'RE MADE OF TIN, WE'RE HERE TO GIVE YOU MORE!
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they did not call me any particular nickname in college because I did not have any characteristics or traits
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Reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a heart shaped cookie
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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
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Hah. Just pulled a fast one on Hades. He’s going to let us both go. All we have to do is walk one after the other and I don’t have to look back. This is going to be SO easy.
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probably a huge reach but I do wonder if percy’s refusal to explain his plans to anyone was influenced by him telling bianca his plan and then her getting herself killed trying to execute it
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happy tdov!! since i'm visible today, i wanted to let you know that i have a new comic and stickers available to help me raise money to get top surgery this year :')
read the comic digitally here (for as low as $1)
get a physical copy, some stickers, or all the above here
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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet
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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on
gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!
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